Super Grip Lock - the Intruder

FACT: an intruder is someone who breaks in peoples' homes.

FACT: there are more than six thousand break-ins a day in your state - that's almost fifty a second!

MYTH: locking your doors will keep you safe from being bludgeoned to death by the large, clammy fists of burglars.

FACT: SUPER GRIP LOCK will keep you safe from being bludgeoned, stabbed, or pierced to death, and also from most temporary damage or ability-draining effects, like a called shot.

MYTH: SUPER GRIP LOCK can only be used on doors with deadbolts.

FACT: SUPER GRIP LOCK protects every entrance to your house! Simply buy tens of thousands of them and chain them together to turn your house into a SUPER GRIP COCOON*

MYTH: criminals will not break into your house.

FACT: there are ten rapists hiding behind you at this moment because you kept watching this instead of buying SUPER GRIP LOCK now!

MYTH: Dropping a penny from the top of a skyscraper can kill someone.

FACT: The mythbusters showed that the terminal velocity of something the weight of a penny would not impart it with enough force to kill you, but it would really hurt. Kind of like being shot by an intruder - the burning kiss of lead in your torso, followed by the agony of knowing it could have been prevented if you'd only had SUPER GRIP LOCK to protect you!

* = kind of like Voltron, except your house can't turn into a plane and fly through space. Unless you live in Japan, because I hear that stuff happens all the time there.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• super
• grip
• lock
• home
• security
• funny
• commercial

[mariahXxOoX95]

FACT: there are ten rapists hiding behind you at this moment because you kept watching this instead of buying SUPER GRIP LOCK now!

HOW LAME IS THIS

[xRoBaLoUx]

that is soo lame.

[masteroftheopenhand]

yea thats awsome that will defnitily stop someone from coming in your window

[mynameisdom]

The product seems like it would work quite well, but the voice-over guy could not be more amateur.

[isenggard]

Super Grip Lock!!!

[KevinAgoncillo]

This is hilarious ^_^

[604KEN]

WTF