Creationists can!

Lyrics by Nick Gisburne, from his book "Blasphemy! Anthems for Atheists" (available on Lulu.com and amazon.com).



Who can look at science?
Tell you it ain't true?
Quote you from the Bible like it beats the peer review?

Creationists! Creationists can
Creationists can, cause it's Genesis that's making
Noah's Ark look good

Who believes a fable?
Wrapped around a boat?
Filled with all the animals and cast away to float?

Creationists?
Creationists! Creationists can
Creationists can, cause it's Genesis that's making
Noah's Ark look good

Genesis can take
Feeble minds and make
Morons who are low-achieving
Noah's Ark they're all believing
Don't they know it's self-deceiving?

Who lives by the Bible?
Teach their kids at home?
May as well inject their heads with insulating foam

Creationists!
It's their master plan
Creationists can
Creationists can, cause it's Genesis that's making
Noah's Ark look good
But it's just no good
There's no evidence for their Flood

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[DarkMatter2525]

Awesome! Was that you singing?

[Traxx01]

@DarkMatter2525

Yes, that is in fact me singing ;)

Check out my channel if you want....more Blaspemous songs there...

Best wishes and a happy 2010,

Traxx

[ToddAllenGates]

This song's wide range makes it a difficult one to sing---but you made it seem easy! Great slides too: 5 stars!

[Traxx01]

Thanks,

Of to tackle the next one now.

[Lunacrisp]

Funny as hell... Creationist are a bunch of ignorant morons....

[clairewaldorf2]

And you'll be happy to learn that your video helped me out of the funk I was in after a day that sucked on ice. I REALLY needed a laugh, so thanks again.

[MrWaddefak]

i never noticed before how small adam's dick is! doesn't seem like the perfect human to me xD

[alesouza1970]

Great video!!!

[Akira89M]

this song is so true, this guy BereanBeacon1 , put up a video, and he thinks evolution is not real science, when I began to use real evidence for evolution, he started spouting bible verses.

[DrkwrldAuthor]

I lol'd at the last picture.

[notinmyname2050]

hahahaha, that was brilliant.

[LOLDISNEYLAND]

@1010bree Oh shit yeah don't go near Christians, they might burn you at the stake. What religion would kill people because they don't want to or are not ready to accept Jesus? I know you have the answer, but I am just generally asking the question. Catholicism is the epitome of what is wrong with humanity.

Witchcraft doesn't look bad like the christian idiots make it out to be. I never heard of mass murder by witches or warlocks.

[1010bree]

@LOLDISNEYLAND no I'm a witch lol

[LOLDISNEYLAND]

@1010bree Well those guys aren't in great numbers, so they kinda get rolled into the Christian segment by default.

[LOLDISNEYLAND]

This is my reasoning for why I think Jesus is bipolar.

As you all know Jesus loves you but if you don't believe in him he will KILL YOU IN HELL FOR ETERNITY!!!

Well this would be my conversation with Jesus if I ever met him.

Me: Thanks Jesus. I would never send you to hell no matter what you did to me or if you never believed in me.

Jesus: Oh shit I didn't think of that.. LOL

[TheBlasphemousOne]

I like it but if only the words were a little clearer OR if you put subtitles on. Still, great song!