NewsUndies-20100625 (NU1025)

All the news that shouldn't be news for June 25, 2010

Including:

Cities Go Mental Wooing Sports Star
Barton Apology Works Head AND Shaft
Touchdown! God Spikes Jesus!
This Is Me Not Caring
Vanessa Carlton's Big Bi Deal
Ward, you were awfully hard on the Beaver last night...
CNN Asks: Is the Mouse Dead?
The Last Rodeo Drags On
Teenage Angst: Kill Brother Over Butter?
Infrabad: Beyond The Other End Of The Idea Spectrum

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• NewsUndies
• Butter Jesus
• Act Of God
• Louisiana Lawmakers
• Pray To Stop Oil
• Afghanistan mineral deposits
• McChrystol
• Vuvuzela
• BP
• Fourth Of July
• Joe Barton
• Tony Hayward
• Monroe Ohio
• Touchdown Jesus
• Solid Rock Church
• Lady Ga-Ga
• Vanessa Carlton
• bisexual
• Michael Steele
• financial sector
• Wall Street
• mouse
• keyboard
• Johnny Mnemonic
• East Wenatchee Washington
• California
• license
• plate
• ad revenue
• budget
• shortfall
• Moose Weintraub
• sports half-minute
• paul tourville

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