Keep On Whoring - A Runescape "Remember The Name" Parody

My display name is now Paranite.

***IMPORTANT NOTE If you haven't actually heard Remember The Name by Fort Minor (preferably the uncensored version, lol) yet, I strongly recommend you do so before watching this video!! Half the hilarity comes from knowing how blatantly I ripped off it :P

Okay now, for those of you ignoramuses out there, "whoring" basically means grinding--it's when you spend a LOT of time only doing one thing because you are dedicated to it (basically it's a derogatory term for dedication, lolz) like I did strength.

Lyrics:

[Intro - Fort Minor, ACher91]
[Chorus]
This 10% luck, 20% time, 15% concentrated power of mind
5% pleasure, 50% boring, and 100% reason to just keep on whoring.

ACher! He doesn't need his name on Rogue Scores
He just wants to hit hard whether it's the whip or the sword.
He feels so unlike everybody else, stronger,
in spite of the fact that some people still think that they're better,
but fuck 'em! He's got the stats--
it's not about the summoning, or hunter, or construction,
it's all about agility and gettin' exp, doing clan wars,
making sure his clan stays up;
That means when he puts it down, Ab's pickin' it up! Let's go!

Who the hell is he anyway? He never bounty hunts much, never kills anyone,
that's why he just gave up.
Humbled through many epic failures and killed despite the fact he has 99 str.
What the fuck was up with all that?
Trained it all himself, now his guy is all buffed.
Never asked for someone's help, or to get some free stuff.
He's only focused when he Barrows, his Dharok's will own you,
and now it all unfolds, the strength of a warrior.

It was 4 month of ankous, then 2 months of bugs,
and he whored it so hard it looked like he was on drugs.
Whoever thought he'd be the one to set Lumby in flames?
And I heard he even mined a lobster once and brought Jagex shame.
Kidnapped a unicorn, made it his horse--
"I like ponies!" "Why you had the stupidest verse?"
This dude is a bamf, but nobody gets his name right;
it pisses him off, "Learn to read, damn neophytes!"

[Chorus]

All his high hits are sick, and he's casting charged Sara Strike,
and he's hittin' 40s, that's hax! Found him in Relentless with Jack.
He stole the Fally Sara statue, he's a sneak, he's a thief;
the type guards hope to catch but can't cause his level's 93.
6 years in the making patiently waiting to go for the first chance he can get in taking over the globe,
It's like an iron curtain--he'll take your money to buy lunch,
and if you try to get in his way, he'll give you a falcon punch!

ACher! You'll find him every day at hellhounds,
He kills 'em while farming, his thirst for 3rd age clues knows no bounds.
He often gets a comment on his cape, people keep askin him,
Was it given at birth or was it whored through Pest Control? --No.
He's living proof, a f2p can pwn too.
He'll get you inspired faster than a chick flick with Keanu.
Him and his clan were known around as one of the best,
dedicated to what they did and kicked a whole lot of ass.

Forget ACher! Nobody really knows how or why he whored so hard, it's like he just lost his mind,
Because he woke up at 6, and he woke up at 5,
And I've seen him at work, looked like he was dead inside,
But it all added up after that whole 6 months' time,
Like when he hit a 16, or a 29.
And those motherfuckers he kills now, those dogs that he fries?
Ridiculous; it's over 9000--how does he do it!?

[Chorus - 2x]

[Outro - ACher91]
Yeah! ACher91!
Cynthia525! Xmidnightoil!

...Jagex.
Gielinor!
Runescape!!

ALright, now here's some backstory... (just in case anyone cared) I only get members like every once in a blue moon, and for 1 month at a time lol... So I've been playing for over 6 years, but have been f2p for the vast majority of the time, which explains my suckage. -_- So, one day I decided to whore strength. I did *nothing* else for 6 months straight, played every single second of the day that I had free, woke up at 6am, 5am to play... u name it, I did it, lol. Anyway eventually it paid off and I had 99 str. :P Then I bought members for a month and bought my cape. :) So this is basically a song commemorating (and gloryfing) me and my achievement. Enjoy!

Thanks for watching everyone, and, happy whoring! :P

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[dogramia]

acher at 2:22 of this cut off and continued into your smithing one at 2:25 into the smithing video?

[ACher91]

@dogramia

What.....? I have no idea how you made that connection lol they're totally different

[thunderw96]

Did you get 99 off of roaches, ankous and chickens? Because chickens are pro :D

PS: Mage vid at 99.9%?!? Upload PLOX :D?

[ACher91]

@thunderw96

lol, were you listening to the lyrics? ;) "It was 4 months of ankous and 2 months of bugs"

;D

[thunderw96]

@ACher91 :o must not have been thinking when i posted it >.> and according to jagex it would only take 10 years to get 99 strength if you killed 300 chickens a day....

See? Chickens are pro :D

[mevrboeleh]

wooow u are niceeeee!!

[popgoesthewesel13]

ah the old runescape map

[dragons869]

KAMEHAMEHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!



[rammstein4561]

So yeah thumbs this up if you miss the old runescape when he made this vid and hate the "new" runescape...

[pOsOofLuU75]

@TehVoidGuy u can get a total off 5B xp :)

[charizardoreo]

nys

[505DubSMG505]

At 3:00 GGGGGGGUUUUTTTTHHHHIIIIIIXXXX!

[TehVoidGuy]

@imstillstruggling Infinity exp=200m exp.