All I Want for Christmas Is... Jews

ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS... JEWS
I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is...
Jews

I wont ask for much this Christmas
I dont even wish for snow
Just want a Jew who runs show business
Speilberg, Stiller Ari Gold
I will make a list and send it
Of my choices for St. Nick
Seinfeld, Zach Braff and Jon Stewart
Are the boys with a big schtick.
Cause I just want them here tonight
Holding on to me so tight
Ill take Zac Efron too
all I want for Christmas is Jews.


Menorah lights are shining
So brightly everywhere
And the big box office
Makes Jews millionaires
They may have killed our savior
Thats not the best behavior
Thats ok he rose again three days later
and now Im an active J-dater


Oh I dont want a lot for Christmas
Gentile boys are such a bore
Goldman, Weissman, Cohen, Levy
These are names that I adore
Oh I just want a chosen one
Hebrew boys are so much fun
Make my wish come true
Baby all I want for Christmas is
Jews

• Category

  Comedy

[Marissa Gui]

is funny, please calm down!!!!

[ilovenarut0o]

Plis report this mother fucker.

[Chad Tower]

Still gotta admit it's a pretty good lyric. :)

[awsm2thamax]

hahaha this video turned me on and made me laugh, which is a rare combo

[ilovenarut0o]

Jews didint kill jesus plis read the bible.

[epikphactor]

◄ 1 Thessalonians 2:15 ►

Weymouth New Testament

Those Jewish persecutors killed both the Lord Jesus and the Prophets, and drove us out of their midst. They are displeasing to God, and are the enemies of all mankind;

[infamies1]

How wants more than 3 shiksas for Christmas

[infamies1]

How wants more than 3 shiksas for Xmes

[1400deadwood]

I'd loved a few Jewish girls for Christmas and the rest of the year such as Natalie Portman, Mlia Kunis, Barbra Streisand, and just a few others. That would be an awesome Christmas gift.

[hamza nakouch]

hey hey hitler hitler