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Uploaded on Dec 4, 2008

ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS... JEWS
I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is...
Jews

I wont ask for much this Christmas
I dont even wish for snow
Just want a Jew who runs show business
Speilberg, Stiller Ari Gold
I will make a list and send it
Of my choices for St. Nick
Seinfeld, Zach Braff and Jon Stewart
Are the boys with a big schtick.
Cause I just want them here tonight
Holding on to me so tight
Ill take Zac Efron too
all I want for Christmas is Jews.


Menorah lights are shining
So brightly everywhere
And the big box office
Makes Jews millionaires
They may have killed our savior
Thats not the best behavior
Thats ok he rose again three days later
and now Im an active J-dater


Oh I dont want a lot for Christmas
Gentile boys are such a bore
Goldman, Weissman, Cohen, Levy
These are names that I adore
Oh I just want a chosen one
Hebrew boys are so much fun
Make my wish come true
Baby all I want for Christmas is
Jews

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  • lolkikloll

    lolkikloll 3 weeks ago

    You will burn in hell.

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  • dented42

    dented42 1 month ago

    Who cares who killed Jesus? They've been dead for 2000 years.

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  • Marissa Gui

    Marissa Gui 3 days ago

    is funny, please calm down!!!!

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  • ilovenarut0o

    ilovenarut0o 4 days ago

    Plis report this mother fucker.

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  • Chad Tower

    Chad Tower 5 days ago

    Still gotta admit it's a pretty good lyric. :)

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  • awsm2thamax

    awsm2thamax 6 days ago

    hahaha this video turned me on and made me laugh, which is a rare combo

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  • ilovenarut0o

    ilovenarut0o 1 week ago

    Jews didint kill jesus plis read the bible.

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  • epikphactor

    epikphactor 1 week ago

    ◄ 1 Thessalonians 2:15 ►

    Weymouth New Testament

    Those Jewish persecutors killed both the Lord Jesus and the Prophets, and drove us out of their midst. They are displeasing to God, and are the enemies of all mankind;

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  • infamies1

    infamies1 1 week ago

    How wants more than 3 shiksas for Christmas

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    infamies1 1 week ago

    How wants more than 3 shiksas for Xmes

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  • 1400deadwood

    1400deadwood 2 weeks ago

    I'd loved a few Jewish girls for Christmas and the rest of the year such as Natalie Portman, Mlia Kunis, Barbra Streisand, and just a few others. That would be an awesome Christmas gift.

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  • hamza nakouch

    hamza nakouch 2 weeks ago

    hey hey hitler hitler

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