Hookers and Xbox on dad's credit card

Link: http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,23697941-2,00.html


A 13-year-old boy from Texas who stole his father's credit card and hired two prostitutes has been convicted of fraud.

Ralph Hardy confessed to ordering an extra credit card from his dad's existing credit card company and taking his pals on a US$30,000 spending spree after which they ended up playing Halo on an Xbox with the hookers in a Texas motel.

The $1000-a-night prostitutes were released without charge but Ralph was given a three year community order upon his conviction on May 9, money.co.uk reported.

The prostitutes told police they grew suspicious when the kids said they'd rather play Xbox than play with them.

Authorities were alerted to the motel by a delivery clerk who, after delivering supplies of Dr Pepper, Oreos and Fritos, was asked by the kids where they could hire some escorts.

They young lotharios explained they'd just won big at a World of Warcraft tournament and wanted to relax.

The delivery clerk called the police who arrived to find $3,000 in cash, electronic gadgets, an Xbox console and games, plus the two prostitutes.

Ralph reportedly told the oficers his dad wouldn't mind, because he'd turned 13 the previous week and he'd forgot to get him a present.

Ralph and Co. told the working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus.

They added that State law did not allow discrimination against the disabled so they had no right to refuse them.

Explaining why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the done thing when you win a "World of Warcraft" contest.

The prostitutes ended up playing "Halo" with the kids instead of having sex with them.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• xbox
• 360
• halo
• hooker
• credit
• card
• ralph

[fredsucks7023]

greeting from cracked!

[ReikaiDemon]

Proof positive that FOX news are fucking morons, the news story was a satrical humor story on a website. A reputable news channel would check for sources. Though, maybe Fox are just amoral ratings hunters, knowing the story is fake, and air it anyways on the belief that people don't know any better

[TheMarioo0]

someone from nickoledoen!

[shotsky94]

@ReikaiDemon Red Eye is a satirical program. I think you're the moron chump!

[kakashi76767]

they were punked

[getjiggywithit007]

bunch of fucking idiots on Red Eye. no wonder its a nightime show

[RuMxIRKilleR]

Oh I really thought that was real im a fucking tit lol

[RuMxIRKilleR]

Haha lol The one bad thing I can think of here is that Halo sucks haha xD

[facecakewillis]

this is also a satirical show

stupid asses 

[acmna]

I will send you the links to all of those newscasters messing up if you want me to.

[acmna]

@ReikaiDemon Apparently you you don;t care the Lawrence O'donnel doesn't check his sources. Or Rachel Maddow. Or TYT(who also ran with this story). This is also a talk show that is supposed to be funny. and Andy Levy the ombudsman told them the story was fake at the halftime report.

[SLRMC93]

This isn't jumping the shark, this is......jumping the shark, jumping it again, coming back, shooting it in the balls, kicking it in the face, raping it, setting it on fire, pissing out the fire, then doing the same thing 25 times!