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you got the wrong virus, son! HSV is herpes. HPV is warts/cervical/esophageal/peni
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long distance yamato cannons ftw!
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They don't call it a colonpounder with cheese?
Nah man they got the metric system, they don't know what the fuck a colonpounder is.
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@mkennedy241 i am inferring something dirty
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im dying !! that was so fucking funny XDDD
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there is no dickbruiser(dot)com acctualkly
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"We were pretty big"... lol :>
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@Andreazor YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!
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You guys are too funny
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i completely know wht u guys r talkin about with the dick thing... i hate that motherfucker that man into me with the bike in 1st grade....changed my fuckin life
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Looks like ColonPounder made Dickbrusier...shit the bed.
Andreazor 1 month ago 75
ColonPounder got in there with some early aggression and dealt out a healthy beating to DickBruiser's economy. DickBruiser tried to fire back, but couldn't quite get a strong enough force to successfully thrust into ColonPounder's interior. ColonPounder then launched a surprise entry into DickBruiser's main and leaving him with a nasty infestation. After that it was all over but the crying, with ColonPounder living up to his name and savagely violating the remnants of DickBruiser's forces.
mkennedy241 1 month ago 65