the phone...the phone is ringing![ep 3.season 1]

Rated R
Children under the age of 17 should not read the following.
Demi- Ohh, yeah. Ohh, Uhhhh, Uhhhh, I love you Joe. Uhhhh, Uhhhh.
Joe-This feels great Dem.. Uhhhh, Ohh, mmm, Ohh. They stop a sec.
Demi- You here that? Hears stuff next door.
Joe- Thats Nick. and Sel, I think.
Demi- Lets goes find out.
They walk in and Selena and Nick are doing stuff.
Demi- Woh, they going hard at it. How does Sel let him go so deep when shes still recovering from birth.
Joe- How come you dont do that with me?
Demi- You want that?
Joe- Duh, Im a guy.
Demi pushes him onto the bed in the other room ans shuts door.
Nurse walks in- Demi Oh gross walks out.
Next Day
Joe neals on 1 knee- Demi, will you marry me?
Demi screams with Joy and smiles and says- YES OF COURSE!! They kiss. If were getting married then we cant do it until weget married.
Joe- Dang it. I was planning for a romantic evening tonight ending with but for your sake fine.
Demi- O ok we should start planning.
Sel- Your so lucky Dem.
Nick gets down on 1 knee.
Sel- OMJ are you proposing to me?
Nick- No, Im tieing my shoe. Ties shoe.
Sel- Oh
Nick- Duh, of course I am.
Sel- Im so surprised. Lol
Nick- Um an answer would be nice.
Sel- Yes!!
Nick and Sel start making out, then they go to the couch and start shredding clothes and then you know. So Demi and Joe take the kids and go to the kichen. They put the kids to sleep.
Demi- ok tomorrow we start planning. They start kissing and then you know. Yuck!!
Next day.
Joe and Demi are half naked but they forgot.
Sel and Nick come in.
Sel- Nice. You 2 put clothes on before Nick starts to drool.
Demi- Oh sorry, didnt here you come in. Oh Nick stop drooling your gross.
Sel closes his mouth.
Nick shakes his head- Oh sorry, so um whens your wedding?
Demi- At least 9 months.
Joe- What? But that means I have to 9 months without
Demi interupts- Yes you do. I gave you a pick me up yesterday so you should be happy. Also, it wit really be only 3 months.
Joe but thats still like 1, 2, 3, 90 days. Somewhere around there.
Demi- Yep, you know math good.
Joe- but Im gonna be your husband soon doesnt that count for something?
Demi- yeah, but we decide what we do, and when we do it, and you cant do it without me.
Joe- we should get married tomorrow then.
Demi- No, we need the inventaions, the clothes, the church, the hotel, the honeymoon, etc. We need 3 months to plan it, so you should be lucky its in a short period of time.
Joe- Ooooo the honeymoon will be fun.
Demi- Oh shut up. lol. Why dont we go to Hawaii, for a week?
Joe- That will be fantastic.
Demi- Is s** the only thing you think of?
Joe- no. I mainly Care about you, our daughter that we have and you do realize we still are only teens.
Demi- well im 17, and your 20. Same with Sel and Nick. Also I have to tell my parents I am getting married, because they dont know I even have a baby. They also dont even know that we are dating. They have been gone for a year with work that I never even see them.
Sel- Yeah when are they coming back?Demi- I dont know. All of our parents are on tour in Europe together so when one parent gets back the others will.
Nick- F***!!
Sel-Nick!!
Nick- Sorry but I just got a text from all our parents.
Demi- What did they say?
Nick- THERE ON THEIR WAY HOME NOW RIGHT NOW AS WE SPEAK!!! They are gonna be home in 15 minutes!!
ALL- HOLY SH*T!!!


srry bout all the mental images....3 comments till nxt!:)

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• jemi
• nelena
• demi lovato
• joe jonas
• jonas brothers
• nick jonas
• kevin jonas
• selena gomez
• dannielle

[jemiwonderpets]

ya i kno my friend i wrote it and its jus a very random stry...especiaally l8tr in da stry....

[demzydem1]

wow random much love it do it random i love random

[LoveStories12345]

this story is so random like things just happen out of no where.