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why does peter pan fly?
if someone hit you in the peter with a pan you would fly too
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@TheManxAndrew OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH thx :) nerfighers ftw
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@Tribalhedgehogs The reason it's funny is 'cause he got it wrong ; )
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why did the sperm cross the road?
i wore the wrong sock...
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WHY DID THE BOY LOSE HIS ICE CREAM
BECAUSE HE GOT HIT BY A BUS
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@montigurl23 Heh heh, I use those regularly myself, good classics. For the deer ones, it's "no i-dear" though. I was going to suggest the Ground Beef one myself... hah.
More jokes:
Why do gorillas have big nostriles? Because they have big fingers.
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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs?
A:Ground beef!!
Q:What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A: No ideea (I'm from Maine.. sorry..)
Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
A: STILL no ideea
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so schrodinger's cat walks into a bar... and doesn't
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2:44 (Y) :D :D
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whats funnier than whipping a baby around your head at 200mph? stopping it with a shovel



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stompingonspiders 1 week ago 54
May I ask why there are a bunch of animal mating vids in the sidebar?
FrostyB33f 6 days ago 30