50 Jokes (Yes...actually 50 jokes)

Are you ready for a Nerdy Valentines Day? http://bit.ly/WekHqK
In which Hank tells 50 jokes in four minutes. It was not easy...let me tell you...


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  Comedy

[Mollie Cardella]

Sodium and Bromine are in a bar. Chloride says to Sodium, "Hey you want to chemically combine?" Sodium replies

NaBro

[Jordan Miller]

So there's this new band called Sand.  IT PLAYS POST-ROCK

[mdiem]

What do you get if you cross a rooster with a donkey?

=rooster*donkey*sin(theta).

What do you get if you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scalar.

[mdiem]

**Also dirty**

I think a better way to tell the Cinderella joke is, "What did Cinderella say when she got to the prince's ball? Nothing because his dick was in her mouth."

[mdiem]

Why is calling someone slow not an insult?

[mdiem]

Who is Sherlock, and why do people care about him jumping off a building?

I honestly don't get it.

[mdiem]

No. Why?

A psychiatrist is just a psychologist with a medical degree.

Unless you think that light bulbs can only be changed with drugs.

[greendaygirl6071]

She got hit by a bus

[greendaygirl6071]

Why did Sally drop her ice cream?

[ImReallyTired100]

I always wondered why 6 was afraid of 7 because of this, but I suppose 6 and 9 shared a special relationship.

[Degrelle Holt]

There were three men in three beds but they only had two blankets. How did they keep warm?

They turned on the heat. Booo! I know.