Okay, this is my first pooper and I finished it in a day- so please don't judge it too harshly. This is more of a test of what I can do in Sony Vegas. So without further ado, here is the story so far:
It was a cold winter's day and Mario was taking a stroll through the Mushroom Kingdom. He happened upon an odd pipe, unlike anything he had ever seen before. In a leap of faith, he hurled himself through the pipe and landed/reversed/landed/landed/landed in an unknown land. Luigi, who happened to be standing nearby, rushed to his aid with a moronic grin on his face. Little did Luigi know that Jack Thompson was also nearby, and was ready to fire a lawsuit warhead at the two brothers. The explosion flung the Mushroom Kingdom through a whirlwind of time and space, and was never seen again in this episode.
One month later, the King was making passes at Link before losing interest and flipping on the tube. After quickly scanning through the channels, some wizard flew in on a magic carpet and warned the King of the ever-growing army of the Tayites. The King quickly reasoned that the best way to defeat this reign of chocolate terror would be to seduce him and give him AIDS.
As Tay sat in his castle surrounded by cheerleaders who had dropped out of high school, singing to the walls around him, plotting his attack, the King lurked outside. After cutting the power, the King burst into the castle and in a hostile voice said, "AIDS." Then... Paul Fetch.
To be Continued...
Credits:
Various sources: CDI footage, different wav files, and other files I'm too lazy to think of after writing the above story.
Reference: The "bebebe" scene from Deepercutt's "$tatic 5hock the rip-off of electro." I used the song "Baby I'm drunk" by Reverend Horton Heat.
Special thanks: Deepercutt
Male enhancement, you mean like muscles? yeah, honey, the muscles between my legs.
mechguy88 2 years ago 14
Jack Thompson so horny
wiithepeople2 2 years ago 8