Blanket w/ Sleeves vs. Towel w/ Arm Openings

You want to stay covered after being wet, but your towel just won't let. Robes are heavy and hot, and towels with fasteners I think not. Now theres the Wearable Towel, the towel with arm openings. The wearable towel keeps you totally covered and gives you the freedom to use your hands. Great for getting the paper; ideal to wear before a swim; and perfect to wear with family and friends. Its ultra absorbent; first class in quality; and comes in red, white and blue. But whats totally amazing, is there are absolutely no fasteners! The Wearable Towel is unisex and can be worn, in a tunic style, and in a toga style. This is not sold in stores, so hurry while supplies last. Call right now and you'll qualify for the wholesale discount price of only $19.95. As an added bonus, we'll give you this backpack absolutely free. So hurry act now and call 1-866-618-6444 (or go to www.wearabletowel.com).

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[Kittyninja1234]

I think they were trying to rhym.

[punklovinprincess]

it looks like a real commercial! if it is who ever made it is stupid

[jarmenkell3000]

plz tell me its a snuggie parody and not a real product

[LoveAlwaysMelz]

i think this is more useful than the snuggie...

[sAINT898]

its funny how they make things that aren't difficult look so difficult...... its so hard to wear a towel.... and robes are so hot, but being completely wrapped up in a towel isn't? so retarded....

[LevitskiSRGE]

Flintstones style!