HOA# 19 SHOCKING! RUDE BOY CORNY

SHOCKING!

Dear Aunt Leslie,
Yes, Shocking! is the word they're using around Hollywood this week in reaction to the secretly released behind the scenes video of three of the House of Allen's stars relaxing about their O.C. compound! Shocking due to the totally unexpected ending of what seems at first to be a simple casual layabout on the patio. One at a time , the camera introduces our stars, Corny Jazzy, and MONTAG catching a few rays outdoors, just lounging about. With a simple move closer, the camera zeroes in on the elusive MONTAG, who decides to avoid the intrusion and jumps down from her perch and with a glance up to the camera, she strolls over to inspect the reclining Jazzy. The camera follows the strolling feline, and then pauses for a moment to frame the relaxed Jazzy. Then comes the shocking surprise...with a pan to the right, across the back of the tortie actress , the camera reveals that Corny has joined the group and is sticking his nose in somebody else's bizness! and that someone else is MONTAG! Spokesmen for the House of Allen studio have offered an explanation for this stunning video revelation, saying that Corny was doing research for an upcoming role in which he plays a feline proctologist, but frankly, most sources in Hollywood are saying that that story smells funny!
What will this mean to Corny's adoring fans? and so far it's "No Comment!" from the MONTAG camp. What next from the House of Allen? An all feline remake of Last Tango In Paris? They're up to something in the O.C. and you bet we'll be watching! Take care, Tom W.

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