Marvin Bloom, once gay, then ex-gay, then ex-ex-gay shares his encounter with Samson, a larger than life "marital aid." After being told that to be properly gay he has to "do it" and like it, he responds with his own Marvin magic.
"And I thought 'What are you doing' and I quick reached over and grabbed a condom and put it on on, 'cause I dunno where he's been." Was absolutely HILARIOUS. I laughed out loud for real XD
LMAO... Maybe Samson was slightly impotent.
"And I thought 'What are you doing' and I quick reached over and grabbed a condom and put it on on, 'cause I dunno where he's been." Was absolutely HILARIOUS. I laughed out loud for real XD
myjeansaretooshort 2 years ago
You are adorable! Glad to hear you've re-gayed yourself.
Conspiracy2Riot 2 years ago
I laughed really hard at "my eyes were bigger than my anus..." thanks for that!! ;)
wawa2 3 years ago
well, sometimes these relationships just don't work out, Samson is not the type to give you a close cuddling afterward.
Jayhawke 3 years ago