Miami D-O-L-P-H-I-N-S Lose Again Song

I'm not a singer. I'm not a guitarist. I'm just a frustrated Miami Dolphins season ticket holder. This is my song.

D is for the defense that just can't plug the gap

O is for the offense, that can't score worth a crap

L is for the losses, that we as fans endure

P is for the prices, that will go up I am sure

H is for the hope, that we'll bounce back next year

I is for the idiot who suggested hope instead of hellraising, hunger, hurt, hamstrings, hemmorhoids, hallucinatory delusion, Huizenga! Lend an ear

N is for the Nonsense that we'll win a game yet

S is for the season, that we'd all rather forget!

Category:

Sports

Tags:

• miami
• dolphins
• nfl
• football
• song
• lose
• 0-16
• huizenga
• cam
• cameron
• season
• tickets

[ceocoryaald]

Great champions get made fun of out of jealousy all the time. The Dolphin's are the only football team to have a perfect season and win the super bowl. 1972. The Miami Dolphins might of not done well recently but every team in every sport bounces back and forth from winning to losing to winning to losing. Its the cycle of sports, You can't win em all.

[mrgus1997]

@ceocoryaald amen...im with u all the way...dolphins are killer

[florida0631]

@ceocoryaald Ya right this franchise hasn't had any winning consistency for the last 20 years its a bush leag town nobody care about sports in south florida.All you have down here is a bunch of bull shit sports media people that try to make it sound like this is some big sports town.Sports is a joke down here there are no fans.The real Sports fans in broward&dade counties left that shit hole years ago the place is a dump.

[florida0631]

@ulyman770 Ya the dolphins are number 0 again dude they suck and so do the fair weather fans that don't exist that's why the stadium is empty at every home game just like today 11/11/2011 when the Eagles kicked the sorry dolphins ass again.This team has not done jack shit for the last ten years.THEY SUCK

[bostonfan941]

@ceocoryaald look you idiot only reason you had a perfect season is because of the amount of games you had. the patriots technically have the most wins in a season. you had one lucky season and it wasnt even with your precious marino.

[arm59zonie]

I FEEL SORRY FOR THE GUITAR . ARE YOU NICK SABAN BROTHER

[aj00ist]

dued your worthless

[rcgc416]

@bonesjonesfan fuck u dont hate ass hole

[bonesjonesfan]

@ulyman770 yer funny dolphins SUCK....

[alex951999]

you suck get a life by the way im 12 hater

[joshfoxx420]

@ceocoryaald WE CAN LOSE EM ALL THOUGH

[joshfoxx420]

GREAT JOB DUDE.. ESPECIALLY IN HTE BEGGING... KEPT IT REAL. WE ARE FRUSTRATED MIAMI DOLPHINS FANS. THE OFFENSE IS TOO BORING, AND THE DEFENSE AINT WHAT IT USED TO BE WITH ZACH THOMAS AND JT.... GREAT LYRICS, I KNOW THAT UR NOT A SINGER, BUT PRETTY GOOD GUITAR SKILLS MAN.. OVERALL, GREAT JOB