Super Cheesy Pick-Up Lines Part 1

The music is from: http://www.incompetech.com

Here are all the pick up lines just in case you can't understand my accent. Most of them are original's I made up but some I found on the internet.
1) If I have a soccer ball will you come kick it with me?
2) Oh Ko Ni Chi WOW girl.
3) Your beauty has over clocked my processor.
5) Dam girl~ I thought Civic's were pretty until I laid my eyes on you.
6) Our love is like dividing by zero. It can not be defined.
7) It stopped raining in my heart the moment I laid eyes on you.
8) You defragment my life.
9) Ow my tooth hurts because you're so sweet.
10) Ah yes I am addicted to caffeine and you're my Starbucks.
11) I less than 3 you.
12) Don't wear no more make up. You can't get more perfect than you already are.
13) I looked in the mirror and saw an angel. Come to me and kiss angel.
14) I wish I was your derivative so I can be tangent in your life.
15) Did you have nose surgery? So then how can you be so beautiful?
16) Every time I think of you the stars disappear. Look at how black the world is. That's not pollution. That's you.
17) Did you hear that? It was my heart taking off after looking at you.
18) You are like my sleeping pills. I can't sleep without you.
19) I have an owie on my lips. Can you kiss it and make it better.
20) Wow you look so familiar. You look like my next girlfriend.
21) Did you win the Nobel peace prize? Because you beauty can bring world peace.
22) I can't breath~ Your beauty is too intoxicating.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• retardedmango
• cheesy
• pick
• up
• lines
• retarded
• lame
• hook
• asian
• stereotype
• bar
• one
• liners

[vdubmusicmonster]

hears a pick up line...

male: hey do you work on a chicken farm?

female:no.

male: well you sure know how to raise cocks

[oOBlueVoltageOo]

roses are red

violets are blue

i have a gun

get in the van

[17splitsecond]

roses are red

lemons are sour

open your legs

and give me an hour ;)

[mrcorvettej]

yeah this guy really sucks, just stick to the porn you Asian dude!!

[MrSquirrelsTV]

the sky is so black with you around...  stop me if im racist but is there a LARGE 'coulered' woman around

[traicachua96]

Lets play carpenter, first we get hammered, then i'll nail you ;)

[starfaery]

I like the french dude, thats so un-asian. lol

[TROLLERSDELIGHT]

@oOBlueVoltageOo

LOL

[Kurama7744]

PLEASE DO MORE OF THE ASIAN STYLE WITH MATHS!!!!



[OneFreedomForever]

..you forgot the "nice legs, when do they open?"

[TheSims3MusicVids]

"That's not polution, that's just YOU baby..."