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Yahweh's Perfect Justice (Numbers 15:32-36)

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Published on Jun 20, 2012

Numbers 15 : 32 And while the children of Israel were in the wilderness, they found a man that gathered sticks upon the sabbath day.
33 And they that found him gathering sticks brought him unto Moses and Aaron, and unto all the congregation.
34 And they put him in ward, because it was not declared what should be done to him.
35 And the LORD said unto Moses, The man shall be surely put to death: all the congregation shall stone him with stones without the camp.
36 And all the congregation brought him without the camp, and stoned him with stones, and he died; as the LORD commanded Moses.

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The god of the bible is a sick, inhumane, barbaric character. That is, unless you think that He's loving, kind, perfectly fair and perfectly just, - in which case He's that. Never mind what He's apparently told us about Himself.
This is actually a re-make of one of my first videos, from 2008. The original video had, at the end, footage of an actual stoning that had taken place somewhere in the Islamic world, taken on a camera phone. The video was banned and taken down in 2009, and I didn't dispute the ban.
I could never get around to drawing a stoning scene that I thought would have the same impact. A few months back I came up with the idea of seeing if people would like to draw cartoon pictures of a stoning that I could include in this remake. I made a quick video calling for submissions, and you can see the results here.
I'm so happy that my request was met with such wonderful replies.
Thank you to all those who responded - there were many more than I could include, time-wise, in the video itself. To see all the pictures that were sent in, please go to:
http://www.nonstampcollector.com/justice

Written, performed, drawn, etc, by me.
Music written and performed by me via GarageBand on the iPad and the Mac.

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Christian believers, you have a choice: either defend the story of this man's being killed by having an angry mob of barbarians pelt him with rocks as being the holy justice mandated by a fair and just god of perfect love,...
or join the rest of the world in rejecting any deity's involvement in the story as a piece of insane fiction dreamt up by savage people hoping to convince somebody that their barbaric cruelty was mandated by a holy and unquestionable moral authority. It wasn't: it was fucking sick, AND YOU KNOW IT.
The bible is bullshit. Look elsewhere for perfect love.

Isn't it funny, that if you took a random sampling of people from around the world, it would most likely be the CHRISTIANS amongst them, not the atheists, that would voice any disagreement with a statement declaring that stoning is, and always was, a monumentally unnecessarily cruel and inhumane form of punishment. As an atheist, I can say outright that it's a sick and disgusting method of execution- and the standard Christian response to that would NOT be to say that they agree with me, because that would condemn their god. Rather, the response I usually get is for them to say that since I don't believe in their god, that I don't have a moral framework upon which to base such a statement.
Well - if the only option is a moral framework that declares stoning anything other than fucking barbaric, then I'm happier with the one that I have (or don't have)!!!

If you are convinced that there must be a god - a source of love and life and joy and morality and hope - then keep looking. Yahweh is about the worst candidate for that job that there could possibly be. Read the bible for more proof of that.

FUCK: I can't believe I used the first person singular subject pronoun as an object pronoun.

Thank you everyone.
This one took a lot of work, despite being written four years ago. I don't think there'll be anything from me for some time yet (not that that's unusual for me).
...but I always seem to be working on something....

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  • Cheesegamercz

    But wait...isn't throwing rocks also considered as work?

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  • ornitorrinco01

    But all I said to my wife was that piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah!

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  • Killerspiderpig

    Only if it's on Sunday :)

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  • Hank Hutchenson

    Hey moron, if the only people that has God, the Maker of Everything, written in their text is Jewish while Moses is writing the Torah as he is leaving Egypt as a tiny tribe that claims non-Jew defines "pagan and atheist" then using any map of the world--your lazy butt doesn't seek--then you can figure out that the World is pagan and atheist, everyone else is non-Jew. In math they name it a Venn diagram, draw a circle and name it 100-Jews, the outside named "The World," you get the picture.

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  • freeofjesus

    Hank, go back on your meds ASAP, 99% of the world is pagan and atheist? Do you have evidence to back up your absurd claim?

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  • Hank Hutchenson

    Minorities get that treatment, 99% of the world is pagan and atheist, the Jews are the smallest people and you claim they don't deserve anything. Here is an imaginary $1 for justifying the fact that majority rules, the 51% vote of Parliament has rights over the 49% losers that deserve nothing in society.

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  • freeofjesus

    the ancient jews are a worthless culture that contributed nothing to society

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  • Radickly Rick

    pig meat is sooooooo delicious :)

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  • 1Dudelove

    Blasphmey! How dare you say Jehovah (gets hit with stone) okay, who threw that? Who threw that stone?

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  • CanFly2798

    Amen.

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  • Hank Hutchenson

    The enemies of Israel know the Sabbath is their day of rest, during the Arab-Israel war of 1973, the Arabs attacked on Yom Kippur--not only when they rest but seek the forgiveness of God as their society is shut down. The Arabs screamed "Attack!" at a moment of weakness. You mock the Sabbath, how dare we get a day off of rest, so the lords don't make us work seven-days a week; you don't get get to see your wife at childbirth, that is how the English practiced it until civil rights were found.

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  • Hank Hutchenson

    The Jews didn't listen to anything, Moses made them sit down on the Sabbath as it is his law. It is King David that declared the Sabbath to be the Law of Man, the Jews gave up Moses and gave themselves a king (they had an original Constitution of Laws and appointed judges to decide it without a king); and King David would eat on the Sabbath claiming mercy and not sacrifice that became the Jewish practice--next Pharisees prove it is about death, crucify Jesus Christ for healing on the Sabbath.

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