Just something we've been working our butts off on. This is a rap as done from Appa's point of view. We thought this would be cool because Awesoma's favorite character on Avatar: The Last Airbender is Appa. We've worked super hard on both music, lyrics, and video for this one, and we hope that it gets views and that people have as much fun watching as we did making it.
WARNING: If you like Katara, you may be slightly offended by what Appa has to say about her! xD
Disclaimer: We don't own Appa, but if we did, we'd take good care of him! We also don't own The Last Airbender, either.
Lyrics:
Yo Appa's on the scene in case you bitches aint heard
Got an arrow on my head and the softest fur.
So forget the Avatar and make room for the real star
Been through battles and I aint got a single scar
Yeah I stay pretty for my beautiful hoes
Suki and Toph and of course Lord Zuko
But not Katara, she a nasty bitch.
I wouldn't fuck her with Uncle Iroh's dick.
Appa, uh we love Appa.
Appa, he's a sky bison.
Appa, uh we love Appa.
Appa, the last sky bison.
He's Aang's pride and joy.
Our big furry boy
So forget all the rest
Cuz Appa's the best.
Forget the Avatar I'm the last sky bison
Fuck the Avatar I'm the last sky bison
You don't need the avatar, you got the last sky bison
Uh, yeah, sky bison.
I love hangin' with the hippies, putting flowers in my hair
Don't need wings to get my 10 ton ass in the air
Smoke the finest ganj, eat a shroom or 2
It's not magic, you would swear that you could fly too
So if you wanna fly up high then get up on my caboose
We'll be ridin' round trippin' on the cactus juice
And when you hear about my skills you know it aint no rumor
What Sokka likes about me best is my...sense of humor.
You know the fire nation destroyed my home
And left me here all alone...
They murdered every bison friend
And any monk who could air-bend
You don't know what it's like to be the last of your kind
It's a solitude that I can't describe
And sometimes I wanna give up and die...
Noooooo
I won't lay down I'm gonna fight to fly free
And teach those fire nation fucks not to fuck with me
I got my new armor on I'm like a god damn tank
Soar into battle with Katara even though she's a skank
Oh really Ozai, so you're the Pheonix King?
I'm gonna show you that your title don't mean a thing
I got the wind at my back and a love in my heart
You can hide inside your palace but I'll tear it apart yeah!
this is fucking amazing i love it and have never heard a better song lmao
hollywoodgunz13 6 months ago
@hollywoodgunz13 Thank you all so much!
TheAnimeRaps 3 months ago
awesome!! appa's such a b.a. ^_^
spike31642 1 year ago 3
@spike31642 that he is, that he is..
TheAnimeRaps 1 year ago
Fantastic over 9000
savemgs 1 year ago
@savemgs so glad you think so!
TheAnimeRaps 1 year ago