Medical parody to the tune of My Love by Justin Timberlake. Performed at BU School of Medicine Kick Back Kafe 2008.
If I wrote you a memory aid,
Helped you out with the flash cards I made,
What would you do?
If I told you all my pneumonics,
Would you show me all your study tricks,
Tell me would you?
Well baby I've been around the wards
But I aint seen a girl who studies boards, like you
These notes, they represent the heart
Of everything that you just gotta know,
I made it for you
Because
I can see us in the library, after hours in McNary
Silent reading study guides,
Sittin in cubicles side by side
You could be cutie
My library booty
When you're in the moody
Ain't gotta be such a prudie
All I want us to be is friends that hug
That hug
Back rub
Aint another woman that could look so fine in scrubs
In scrubs
And gloves
See you at 7:30 we'll go to surgery club
Now if I gave you a physical
Would you let me feel your apical,
Tell me would you?
Would it make you wanna move your gown
While I practice percussing around, your lungs
See what's the point in being professional,
When these skills aren't only clinical?
This chart I made just for your eyes
...It's everything you gotta memorize,
I made it for you
My notes are cool like Rhogam
with my multicolored pens
Still like Dr. Quinn, the medicine wo-man
Listen baby, I don't wanna ruin your tan
But if you roll with me, I got a Facebook ban!
Cause your grades real high, and I think your fly
Wanna come study, and I'll make you chai
You don't really wanna let the chance go by
Yo other study buddies were ugly guys,
...Fatso guys, and creepy guys
Manhandled, cuz your Gay-dar died.
B.P. they call me Candle, I'm like Lincoln when there ain't no light
I hate to have to cancel our library date, you can't deny
Got patients thinking that I'm fly
If I don't come, they'll really gonna die.
Hold up, wait, where's mah pizza pie?
Me and You, boy, there aint no tie
You say you wanna kick it A-Omega style
But I'mma hungry girl, and the upkeep's high
Ain't gonna lie, there's an empty space
Protect it with mace, I swear I will
Mcnary, Robinson...anywhere I chill
Studyin with me, always a thrill...
I can see us in the library, after hours in McNary
Silent reading study guides,
Sittin in cubicles side by side
You could be cutie
My study buddy booty
When you're in the moody
Ain't gotta be such a prudie
All I want us to be is friends that hug
That hug
Back rub
Aint another woman that could look so fine in scrubs
In scrubs
And gloves
See you at 7:30 we'll go to surgery club
Your guitar playing is amazing! It sounds so good at 1:02 : )
Great job guys!
NYBlue4 2 years ago
saaaaawweeeet
XOSiren18XO 2 years ago
you guys are awesome
exanogen 2 years ago
man this is so awesome...I'm trying to study for pharma and trying to find videos on it, but i stumbled on this, and it was hillarious....great job guys.
MasstahYodah 3 years ago
yo, the dude on guitar and vocals is sick!!
the girl can sing and is pretty hot, too.
And the rap is off the chain. You guys rule!
ronaman35 3 years ago
this is amazing. can't wait 'till med school -- August 2010 (I hope)!
izasenka 3 years ago
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FUCK MCNARY HIGH SCHOOL
animedubmaster 3 years ago
you guys are awesome!
sefalika123 4 years ago