Shipwrecked sailor William Stanton (EDWARD DEW who doesn't like shirts) washes ashore Pagan Island and finds himself the only man among a tribe of semi-naked man hating women: "He use words I no understand. He say I built like small brick house!" After a ceremony in front of their idol -- a big goofy statue with a funny monster face -- the gals get Stanton drunk, tie him up, and hang him upside down to die: "You are White Man! White Man is no good!" But--uh oh -- when a "war canoe with warriors from other island come," Stanton is released just in time to kill the invaders. Hailed as a hero, he promptly falls in love with princess NANI MAKA, "the Bride of the Sea God," and quickly learns that his rival for her affection is...a giant clam. - Something Weird
Gumby !
mizerella 2 years ago
I'd like to teach her about unleashing a fountain of c..
happymana 2 years ago
Good one, raysonation.
Cheers, Ricardo
MMGCDICK 2 years ago
it's like early softcore porn.
pasfresh123 3 years ago 2
VIOLATED by a sailor - oh my!
turbo1964 3 years ago
In 1980, Brooke Shields would adopt this same fashion statement for "The Blue Lagoon" (the "lei glued to the chest" look).
IDLERACER 3 years ago
awesomeness
54spiritedwill54 3 years ago
wow the islanders spoke english realy well
and he gave her a keeis that bastard
kormastas 3 years ago
how do they procreate?
also, why see the movie when the trailer tells you pretty much the entire plot?
daeviant 3 years ago
Every man's dream!
Tenderness6 3 years ago