Something Weird Pagan Island

Shipwrecked sailor William Stanton (EDWARD DEW who doesn't like shirts) washes ashore Pagan Island and finds himself the only man among a tribe of semi-naked man hating women: "He use words I no understand. He say I built like small brick house!" After a ceremony in front of their idol -- a big goofy statue with a funny monster face -- the gals get Stanton drunk, tie him up, and hang him upside down to die: "You are White Man! White Man is no good!" But--uh oh -- when a "war canoe with warriors from other island come," Stanton is released just in time to kill the invaders. Hailed as a hero, he promptly falls in love with princess NANI MAKA, "the Bride of the Sea God," and quickly learns that his rival for her affection is...a giant clam. - Something Weird

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[mizerella]

Gumby !

[happymana]

I'd like to teach her about unleashing a fountain of c..

[MMGCDICK]

Good one, raysonation.

 Cheers, Ricardo

[pasfresh123]

it's like early softcore porn.

[turbo1964]

VIOLATED by a sailor - oh my!

[IDLERACER]

In 1980, Brooke Shields would adopt this same fashion statement for "The Blue Lagoon" (the "lei glued to the chest" look).

[54spiritedwill54]

awesomeness

[kormastas]

wow the islanders spoke english realy well

and he gave her a keeis that bastard

[daeviant]

how do they procreate?

also, why see the movie when the trailer tells you pretty much the entire plot?

[Tenderness6]

Every man's dream!