Am I in labor?
Am I pregnant?
Passing of the mucus plug
Contractions three minutes apart
wake me up when we get to the hospital honey
Quick take the baby out
Don't let the doctor see it
Don't let any one touch it
That baby came from my body and I'm keeping it
It has sentimental value
One day it'll swim with the carp
In the creek
Quick the nurse is coming!
Put it in my hand bag honey
Lets get out of here
He looks like a little killer
He's my perfect son
A fresh bun straight out the oven
One day I'll teach you how to make kookaburra soup
beautiful.
ROOTMITTEN 8 months ago