Steven Segal Movie Review: Attack Force PART 1

after watching this film and finding that it was possibly one of the worst films ever created by man, I decided to do a review of the film as a way of warning people about this film and to also share my opinions on the (frankly) HUGE ammount of things that were wrong with this film.
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[BklynBryan]

Squallxx1ionhart is the world's biggest TOSSER!!! The bloke is such a WANKER!!! This entire review (parts 1-3 is total BALLOX!!! It was not Seagal's fault that the people in charge messed up Attack Force.

[Squallxx1ionhart]

@BklynBryan I never said it was Seagal's fault that the crew dropped the ball I merely said that he clearly has a lack of intrest and enthusiasm in this movie... which is true!

and im glad you think the review was 'BOLLOCKS' and im a 'JERK OFF' etc cause thats exactly the raction I was expecting seagal's scarily hardcore following because they fail to see that his more recent movies are lacking in drama and real action!

Coming soon my Mercenary For Justice review -_^

[BklynBryan]

@Squallxx1ionhart Please review Seagal's true worst movie ever Black Dawn (you will love the Seagal stunt double which is THE WORST EVER!!!) . I was just kidding around, no offense. The Seagal movies tha SUCK to me are: The Foreigner, Black Dawn, Submerged, Shadow Man, Against The Dark, and Ticker. If you really really really want to have some fun watch TICKER and make a review lol and then watch Against The Dark and make a review lol. Ticker is torture and ATD is dreadfully BORING!!

[Squallxx1ionhart]

@BklynBryan haha none taken buddy =) i'll be sure to check em out when i can!

[tjrxk7]

Hey Squallxx1lionheart I think you're reaching a bit there when you say at 7:00 "Seagal does'nt even check to see if the guy drenched in blood is still alive?!"......LMFAO That guy must have every single drop of his blood gone as shown by the pool of blood he's laying in. I for one would not spend a second checking out the body so long as that female/hooker/robo/killer is prowling about!!!!

[Squallxx1ionhart]

@tjrxk7 fair point...but at the same time it would still be high on my list to see if there was ANY life left in him rather than simply ignoring him on the princple that he was a witness and any evidence to what happened would have been helpful rather than not

[81mfp]

prick 

[anlaff]

i love seagal, but he does start sounding like danny devito halfway through this movie, it's fucking funny, it sounds nowt like seagal

[samdavis1228]

Who is the sexy chic that was killing everybody?

[harrow177]

It is so shit! I couldn't believe how these filmmakers went so sour for a Seagal film? The plot didn't make sense. It was so crap! Loads of people hated that film. I did as well. After seeing the DVD.. I gave it to charity. lol

[confusedcarlos]

you do some amazingly funny reviews. you deserve to have more people see your videos

[Cmoroni11]

You are an idiot ese

[Isaiah6517]

marshall lawson? wow thats more straightforward than dr. evil

[vanfancuuler]

STEVEN SEAGAL RULES !!!