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It's Raptor Jesus, Lol

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[FanaticTroll]

Bless us, O Raptor Lord, and these, your gifts, which we are about to receive from thy merciful talons. Through the bounty of Raptor Christ, our Cretaceous Lord. Amen.

Recite this prayer before every meal He bestows upon you. PRAISE.

[420LaYzIe420]

He learned to open doors...OH NO!!!

[jd6735]

Nowhere in the bible does it state that Jesus was NOT a raptor.

[NZpower018]

@TheWrathMovies well, not exactly like that....

[TheWrathMovies]

@NZpower018 So, you're saying that Raptor Jesus will come upon us and eat us?

[Mech610]

@LovelyYTRocks Yeah but then he lagged and his connection cut out.

[ffinfinity1]

He went extinct for you sins.

[NZpower018]

@PrivateIrishmayne So...?

[PrivateIrishmayne]

@NZpower018 loloololololoolololl i loled

[4feelfear]

lmao

[gnarbuzz]

@NZpower018 lolz

[slayer692009]

O_O raptor jesus !! LOL!! o_o

[NZpower018]

@gnarbuzz while yet, you already knew what I was going to say? I seriously doubt it..

[gnarbuzz]

@NZpower018 i just wanted to see what you would say

[NZpower018]

@gnarbuzz then what would your 'question' be, if you want there to be an explination for it everywere? as wise as it sounds, I don't got this from myself, so I'm not claiming to be all-knowing, just saying. but shoot, now what is it you want to ask me...

[gnarbuzz]

@NZpower018 my dude, synchromysticism is not the same as coincidence, if you beleave somthing is real you will find explinations for it everywhere.

[NZpower018]

@gnarbuzz there are not only signs about Jesus, but also about the bible. noah's arc has been found, israel became a state last century as predicted, many FALSE CHRISTS(!!) and false prophets everywere, the mark on the beast on barcodes, and one of the most powerfull sign:

wonder why were free on suaterday and sunday? because suaterday is the ancient official sabbath, and sunday because roman church changed it to sunday. free on the last 2 days of the week? can't be coincidence...

[gnarbuzz]

many signs huh? look them up? idk about you but the only sign that jesus really ever did exist is in the bible, which was rewriten and translated from scrolls then rewritten by the whims of priestes and then profits put in what they deemed fit for the bible, and then writen and translated into the bible you know today which gives a loose discription on this man jesus and why we should beleave he is the spawn of a god. idk but it seems like these signs are a bit intangeble to me.

[NZpower018]

@gnarbuzz don't be to sure about your own ''wise'' conclusion... there are many signs, look them up

[gnarbuzz]

@NZpower018 if you are wise you would know that jesus was a stigma created to gain control of the masses and promise those a life of eternity to foolish followers ,and you would know what you experience in reallity on a day to day basis,and not try to spread wisdom, or in your case "jesus is a personal savior" false wisdom to others.

[SuperDFK]

WTF?! xD

[cayce81]

"Only those with the freshest, most succulent livers will be saved..."

-Raptor Jesus

[NZpower018]

@spoogleman I know bro.

[spoogleman]

@NZpower018 Cool story bro

[drendorphin1]

@FanaticTroll Haha! I'm going to do this in a restaurant sometime with a bunch of people.

[NZpower018]

guys take this case seriously, the second comming of your so called ''raptor Jesus'' will soon come, so forget this raptor-jesus crap and start seeing Jesus as your personal savior instead of a personal humor subject if you're wise.

[LordSaintRay]

W I N :3