Ted's Tea Rap - with lyrics (Calm-A-Sutra 2008 entry)

Ever wanted to bathe in your favorite beverage?
No one can match your flow when you're spittin while you're sittin' in 50 gallons of black tea.

Comments and Critiques welcome and wanted!

Rap written and performed by:
Theodore Edelstein

(terrible) Beat Boxing:
Daniel Robbins

Camera (Sony VX2100):
Daniel Robbins
Trevor Rocco

Editing (Adobe Premiere Pro CS3):
Daniel Robbins

Lyrics (copyright Theodore Edelstein):

Green, white, black, red, and oolong man
Of all the health benefits, I'm a fan
Protectin' my body, and keepin' me safe
So lose those nappy rags and grab some tea bags!

Yo you got black tea, let me get some pree (please)
I drink all the teas 'cause tea's the bees knees
To protect yourself from cancer, black tea is the answer
Keep your heart safe from old age and damage,
Drink some white tea 'cause it's the right BANDAGE

Breakdown:
Ted's in the tub, tea's in the tub
Ted's in the tub, I said tea's in the tub

Let me tell you somethin' 'bout one kinda tea
Oolong baby also known as BLUE-GREEN
Don't forget anti-oxidants and radicals come free
Increases your metabolism so you can STAY LEAN
To lower your blood sugar and cholesterol too
Take a pot of green tea and SET IT TO BREW
And when my barista ask me what's up
I say nothin' man, lemme get some TEA IN THIS CUP



Entry for 2008 Calm-A-Sutra scholarship contest.

LFU Productions

Category:

Comedy

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[macis1212]

that was a damn good rap yo, did the tea stain your shirt? i am kinda worried.

[dwayornoway]

haha yea it did stain the shirt a little.

[EducationConnection]

teas in the tub ... ha ha ha.  This is funny. Do you still enter contests? If so, come and check ours out. Winner gets $2000 scholarship and $1000 cash. I think you would do great!

[giants4ever1014]

nothing compared to primetimecrew's

[funsize789]

primetimecrew's is better!

[carfanactic112]

this is dumb you are dumb i am through

[alyfromcali]

lol

[robbinsmail]

So funny! I want a tea bath!!