My Favorite Things (Funny Parody) "Republican Edition"

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"My Favorite Things" is a show tune from the 1959 Rodgers and Hammerstein musical The Sound of Music.

This is my unfaithful version.

I wrote the lyrics, wrote and recorded the piano accompaniment, crafted the drum track in Reason 5, and recorded and mastered everything sloppily. Go to http://soundcloud.com/mrpauloldham/my-favorite-things-the to download the track for private listening. :D You have the freedom to show this to anyone. :D




Bachmann and Romney and Gingrich and Perry
Ron Paul hates the taxes like Cain loves the ladies
Fox News and Limbaugh, Jesus and Glenn
These are my favorites can I hear an amen

We're fighting for freedom but not on our soil
We know what's best for those cultures with oil
We'll cut education and obamacare
If you're sick, don't complain, you can always use prayer

The Republicans
Stand for Justice
For the Common Man
As long as he makes at least a million a year
And has a retirement plan

I can't tell you how much the gays want to marry
My marriage is threatened by kevin and gary
There's no explanation on how it can exist
And now, isn't it terrible, they can also enlist

When will the liberals realize we're right
When we're up in alaska with Russia in our sights
We'll break through the logic of the intellectual elite
The bible will make the constitution obsolete


when hispanics
call us racist, we chuckle with glee
They may have lived here for ten thousand years,
But who cares about historyyyyy

If only we'd be raptured and leave them to suffer
the taxes would rise and the economy would rupture
The children of gays would become antichrists
Thats when the commies would open up their eyes

If only they'd see what a mess they have made
If we're constipated, they are a naval blockade
Don't bother me with facts they'll just mess up my swag
I want congress for christmas, now there's a price tag.

in the spirit
of the holidays
I urge you to vote
There's a lot to be fought for in 2012
and a lot we will likely misquote

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[AtlantianFoxie]

You are still kicking butt and taking names!



[mrpauloldham]

@AtlantianFoxie Thanks kiddo :D Even though you're older than me :P Miss you!!!

[2eelShmeal]

I probably agree with 90% of your lyrics I just think you're not funny..... but you ARE tone deaf. Peace.

[mrpauloldham]

@2eelShmeal There are definitely parts where I fall flat :D I've been working on my voice. It used to be a whole lot worse :). Some of the lyrics are a bit over-the-top and i'm determined to improve my delivery. Thanks for the feedback!

[darcybloss]

You did it again!

[mrpauloldham]

@darcybloss you're my favorite ever! thank you!

[mrpauloldham]

@YoFreddYBoiii thank you!

[mrpauloldham]

@KushielsAdept Oh my god i know it is crazy :P Thank you for your encouragement!!!

[donuthomicide]

Favorite!!!!!!

[ExtraStrings]

Pictures: Stolen XD

[mrpauloldham]

@demoninbed thanks! :D