News Rap Episode 4 Jennifer, Brad, and Angelina at Oscars News Rap Feb 22-28

http://www.brettervideo.com/

My fourth rap in as many weeks. Here are the lyrics below

Here Ye, Here ye Obama is speaking
We need a pep talk cuz the economy's freakin.
Lavish Parties Banks smokin crack
We all pay the tab and Biden's turning BLACK.
No pot of gold at the end of the rainbow,
Just a dirty old man and these nappy insane hoes.
Mardi Gras Madness is the new world order,
Don't go to spring break south of the border.
Always show respect for your mom and dad,
Someone help this guy cuz this is really sad.

Sit up, Sit down

Something's not in focus when you look at this pic,
I'll have a double whopper with cheese along with this chick.
One of these things is not like the others,
I'm sick and tired of the octomother.
Beer drinking babes and a funnel guzzling hunny,
Passed out sloppy drunk is not so funny.
Bring in the music, song, and dance,
Look who's living on the street...spongebob squarepants.

Sit up, Sit down

Slamdunk for the slumdogs oscar night,
Mickey wearing shades and this dress is too tight.
Jennifer, Brad, and Angelina,
Could have been a cat fight, hey look its Tina.
Long boring Oscars make me Oscar the Grouch,
I pulled all the stuffing from my ugly blue couch.
Belly flop, belly up with the rap and the beat,
if you find it a little cheesy have some potted meat.

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• Jennifer
• Aniston
• Brad
• Pitt
• Angelina
• Jolie
• crack
• Joe
• Biden
• Obama
• whips
• and
• chains
• spring
• break
• tattoos
• drunk
• women
• beyonce
• octomom
• Hugh
• Jackman
• Tina
• Fey
• Wrestler
• Sean
• Penn
• Homo
• Cheese
• Potted
• Meat
• Mardi
• Gras
• Spongebob
• Dominatrix
• S&M
• Fat
• Girl
• Plumpers
• Boobs
• T&A
• beer
• bong
• congress
• McCain
• Pelosi

[xmasboy44]

This one is more retarted then last weeks! You're white and can't rap. Why don't you stick to your day job.

[BretterDays]

This whiteboy will keep rappin

and my lips will keep flappin !

[coralprincess25]

Well done -- up down, up down!

[doradodave1]

OMG you make me laugh every week!

[Sebastianltd]

Pretty f'in funny!



That made my day. :)

[clifflovette]

Boy, I feel like I don't have to do squats for about a year! Good work, Brettmeister! You rule--right now, just your residence---but soon all of your cul de sac---then your neighborhood watch---then your gated community---then The World!

[dianastc3]

Great!!!