Plunk-Daddy's Joke of the Week 5/12/08

A guy with a hare lip goes into a bar, and says to the bartender, "I'll have a scotch and soda." And the bartender says, "One scotch and soda coming up." And the guy says, "Are you making fun of me?" And the bartender says, "No, this is the way I talk." Then another customer comes in and says, "Gimme a shot of whiskey." And the bartender says "Shot of whiskey, coming right up." And the first guy says, "I thought you said you weren't making fun of me." And the bartender says, "I wasn't making fun of you. I was making fun of him!!!"

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Plunk
• Daddy
• joke
• hair
• lip
• bar
• paul
• winchell
• chin
• improv
• parody
• stand-up

[casperbullets]

punch line was awful

[ultrakool]

I got a dog with a hare lip. He can say, "mark, mark".

[LUCABRASI52]

Now that's a funny guy !!! Let's all vote for the Plunk Daddy for President.

"BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE VOTE PLUNK DADDY IN 08"

[xhippies]

Great, this is funny stuff, and the jokes not bad either. More Plunk Daddy.

What's the little picture on the wall next to him?

[bobperrone]

Holy crap that is GREAT!!!!!!! More! More! More!