Part One

Stalag 13 was Hoagan's heroes but there is an older movie called Stalag 17.

They disposed of the dirt from the tunnel by puting it in socks and dumping it in the prison yard.

Hah!

Build a bunker and everyone assumes I have a cache of guns!

I was once a pretty good shot and love to target practice but I don't actually own any firearms.

I've wanted to do this since I was ten and I'm getting old so it's now or never LOL.

I convinced my wife to let me do it since we do live 30 miles from the gulf and have gone through a few hurricanes and tornadoes.

Well bummer, you have a bunker but no firearms? Thats sounds like a oxymoron to me. ;)

It's for Tornadoes.

I don't have a Secret Militia but I am getting an awful lot of traffic from Homeland Security LOL.

I laugh but that's actualy kinda scary, maybe I shouldn't have called it top secret?

Really? How do you know Homeland Security is messing with you? Thats a shame