Movember - Week Two

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Lyrics
confidence rising... day by day
like a train wreck on my upper lip you can't look away
I've got "Mo"mentum in halifax
could this mo be here to stay?

Its been two weeks so far and I've been striving to compete
with the duster of Oakland A's star pitcher Dennis Eckersley
the Hulkster and Carl Weathers in Rocky III
Einstein and Borat.... they aint got nothing on me

The bar's been set so high by those who've come before
Chuck Norris once ninja kicked a guy in the face for making fun of his moustache - that guy is super hardcore

It's half way through Movember and I cant wait to shave
Theres been no female contact for the past fourteen days
Since October ended I look way way more scary
Sure its its for a good cause, but thank God.... there's no Manuary.

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• movember
• mo
• dennis eckersley
• chuck norris
• awesomenisity
• hulkster
• carl weathers
• einstein
• borat