Poem "What Kevin Rudd REALLY said to the Chinese President"

At the Sydney APEC meeting in 2007, Australian Labor leader Kevin Rudd (AKA "Kevin 07") upset our Prime Minister "Little Johnny Howard" by greeting the Chinese President in fluent Mandarin. Who knows WHAT he REALLY said.... unless you understand Chinese. This poem is MY interpretation of his welcome speech. I was honored and thrilled to win the famous Tasmanian Poetry Festival "Cup" (for an original poem under one minute that got the best audience response) with this entry, which was filmed at the competition in Launceston on October 6th! Kevin's previous news-breaking headline was his visit to a stripclub.... many years ago.... I HAD to throw that in randomly. and wait for the comment at the end....

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• Kevin
• Rudd
• Chinese
• APEC
• Mandarin
• Hu
• Jintao
• John
• Howard
• Bush
• poem
• winner
• Launceston
• Tasmanian
• Poetry
• Festival

[Nilguiri]

excellent!

btw, I'm learning putonghua and I actually understood a few things!

I've favourited it.

[YvonneGluyas]

Thank you everyong for your comments!! My putonghua is pretty bad... but at least it got a few laughs. If Kevin Rudd is reading this.... Hey Kevin, do tell me what you think!

[llllloooooo]

well done!

[YvonneGluyas]

Thank you!! I had great fun writing it, My Chinese friends helped with the translation, I chucked in the ad libs...and I KNOW my pronunciation isn't perfect... (Kevin's IS actually!)

[Jacintalee24]

did you tell the public mister rudd about the asian pacific union? where now were not a nation anymore and our borders are no more we are part of this asian union with china? did you ask us that answer is an obvious no why would you after all its just the people who have to put up with your lying and mistakes its not you losing your sovereignty is it mister rudd?

[Jacintalee24]

TRUST IN THE LORD MISTER RUDD I PRAY FOR YOU THE LORD IS BIGGER THAN WHAT YOUR FACING A MAN STANDS UP FOR HIS FELLOW AUSSIES NOT BORROW FIAT MONEY FROM the Australian FEDERAL RESERVE BANK OWNED BY BANKERS PUTTING US IN FRAUDULENT DEBT MAKING US SLAVES AND OUR KIDS AND GRANDKIDS TO THE NEW WORLD ORDER AGENDA!! YOU FLAMING COWARD WAKE UP TO YOURSELF! AND MAY GOD BLESS YOU WITH INSIGHT MISTER K RUDD!

[Jacintalee24]

oi her accent is good lol she is funny as!!! Kevin rudd is a douche and if he keeps following this communist agenda instead of standing up for opressed aussies due to staged terror attack BS then GOD IS GUNNA COME AND CUT HIM DOWN!!! DOGS AND COWARDS DO NOT ENTER THE KINGDOM OF GOD MISTER KRUDD!

[PerfectPudding]

lrn2read better. you're accent ruins it.

[shiridenovo]

Carefull about posting this... I'm sure the AFP will be knocking on your door within a few years if Rudd has his way

[MTran0708]

lol thats funny.

[cordlox]

i can smell that hall

[chris3443]

I got a good laugh from this, thanks a lot!! Keep on studying!!

[1hmm2]

wow nice Mandarin skills!

[kiwi8]

I couldn't really understand what you said except the 'ganbei' near the end ...it seems that everyone else could understand =.=

...the problem isn't your putonghua ...it might be my deteriorating mandarin skills T___T i need to review my chinese!!!!!!