Jeff Dunham and Achmed the Dead Terrorist - Jingle Bombs

This is a hilarious song by Jeff Dunham with his puppet Achmed the Dead Terrorist.

Lyrics:
Dashing through the sand
with a bomb strapped to my back.
I have a nasty plan
for Christmas in Iraq.
I got through checkpoint A,
but not through checkpoint B.
That's when I got shot in the ass
by the US Military...

[it's not funny!]

Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
Mine blew up you see.
Where are all the virgins
that Bin Laden promised me?
Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
U.S. soldiers shot me dead.
The only thing that I have left
is this towel up on my head.

I used to be a man,
but every time I cough,
thanks to Uncle Sam,
my nuts keep falling off.
My bombing days are done.
I need to find some work.
Perhaps it would be much safer
as a convenient store night clerk.

Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
I think I got screwed.
Don't laugh at me because I'm dead
or I'll kill you...

I KILL YOUOUOU!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Jeff
• Dunham
• Puppet
• Achmed
• Christmas
• Terrorist
• Dead
• Comedy
• skelaton

[vickyysingsx3]

YOU RACIST BASTARDD! lmfaooo xD

[nosferatu131]

where are all virgins Bin laden promised me?? :D:D:D rooofl Jeff you rock :y: :D:D

[MUNKShow]

i like it, check out my show the MUNK show here on you tube

[awesomeladyluck]

dashing thru the sand with a bomb strapped to my back i have a nasty plan for christmas in iraq i got through checkpoint a but not through checkpoint b thats when i got shot in the ass by the us military oh jingle bombs jingle bombs mine blew up you see where are all the virgins bin laden promised me oh jingle bombs jingle bombs your soldier shot me dead the only thing i have left is the towl upon my head i used to be a man not saying the rest.............

[slipknotrulesjackass]

lol you racist basturd

[XxvaultlegendxX]

achmed: you know that xbox game, guitar hero?, haha i kick your ass"

guitar guy -plays badass tune-

achmed".....ok, maybe at halo"

[4206512]

sorry it was a spelling mistake =P

[personwhoskwl]

@4206512 it was halo not hello

[Gwmezher]

It's not funny u raises basturd

[ShoveYouInMyCloset]

Sounds like he's saying Jingle Bongs

[DMCFANGIRL123]

I love this! jeff dunham is so funny!