Josh Siniscal Facts (repost)

Come to the Retreat 11 Talent Challenge to face Josh... if you have the guts!

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So, you think you have talent?
Really?
You have no idea what talent is.

-I have the ability to bench press the combined weight of three grown elephants... who are pregnant.
-I was pwning n00bs while your mommy was still changing your diapers.
-If I were to sign on to play Black Ops, your Xbox would melt out of fear.
-The Goethals Bridge is held up by not more than three strands of my curls.
-I am the true Siniscal.

-I can breathe in space.
-Lord Voldemort can't speak my name.
-Two words... Team Josh.
-I have been to the 4th dimension, but I got bored. So I destroyed it.
-You are all a part of my inception.
-If you were to write down my name for any answer on any test, you would get the question correct.
-There is water on Mars. I know. I was there.

-The Droid Incredible is named after me.
-I always get waffle fries for free.
-Even if you score more points... I win.
-My shoes tie themselves.
-Columbus discovered America. I discovered Earth.
-I once taught a bear to sit. It's still there.

-The Bridge? That was my idea.
-The Old Spice Guy is based off of me.
-A venomous snake once bit me. It died.

So, you think you know what talent is?
I dare you to come show me what you got at the Retreat 11 Talent Challenge.

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