Hooray for Doomsday!

Christians can't wait for Armageddon. Thanks to DarkMatter2525, now EVERYONE has a reason to look forward to the end of the world.

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[axel27ldt]

omg!!! for a second i really thought that was in the bible? lol

[Ebsil0n]

I want my cookie.

[mikefromwa]

@AllNamesWereOccupied: Yep. If he was really so devout he would give all of his stuff to the poor, as Jeebus himself commanded. He uses the fruits of science to promote an anti-science mythology, and sees nothing ironic about it. It would be funny, if only he wasn't so creepy and brainwashed.

[AllNamesWereOccupied]

@mikefromwa Yet he hangs around his computer claiming "I do not care for materialistic wealth, wait, let me just start my computer and comment on YouTube how I do not care about YouTube and how Christ is my savior".

[AllNamesWereOccupied]

@superfalcon123 If the world ends you will have to give me my $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000­, then we will see who is laughing when I am driving my Ferrari down to.... Oh wait

[roflpwned]

oh shit noooooo the world pls dont end

[Sonserf369]

I want a cookie :3

[TheSomnambulist06]

Nah, the world ended early. My PS3 yellow lighted again

[superfalcon123]

Can you just send me the goat instead? And I bet $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 that the world will NOT end in 2012.

[TheHeidelbergKid]

I can haz cooky?

[MelookTheGreat]

Cookie please.

[mikefromwa]

@lewiss1100: "Man can have this world ALL I WANT IS JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Shut up, you douche bag.