Crazy Geek Rap

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Ariz0nia
January 20, 2008

Me rapping FOR THE GOOD OF MANKIND FUCKDAMMIT SHUT THE DOORS THE END OF THE WORLD IS NIGH ETC ETC FUCK Lyrics: I ain't spillin' no shit Like 2girls1cup Shit's fucked up And I got a 1-up on Super ...

Me rapping FOR THE GOOD OF MANKIND FUCKDAMMIT SHUT THE DOORS THE END OF THE WORLD IS NIGH ETC ETC FUCK

Lyrics:

I ain't spillin' no shit
Like 2girls1cup
Shit's fucked up
And I got a 1-up on Super Mario
Cuz I got to save the princess
Jumpin on Koopas is as legal as incest
What? The princess is in another castle?
Toad, you can lick my asshole
I gotta fight Bowser
I'll be like wowser, Uncle Gadget
Toad's hat and style is tragic
I got two kinds of crack
Packed up in my fanny pack
Say what?
Yeah, cuz one is a drug, and one is my butt
Muthafuckin' bitches and bitches bitches and sluts
Trippin' out like Gerald Ford, cuz man I'm such a klutz
Flyin' in my pimped-out Saturn 5 rocket
When ya see it it'll rip yo eyes right out of the sockets
Ship's so big, just like my cock it's
Time to go to Mars faster than y'alls cars
Golden rocket boosters gonna start up the ignition
Shit, I'm like Ron Paul with all this web recognition
Feynman and von Neumann catchin' trouts with nuclear fishin'
Got irradiated? Fucka, stop bitchin'
Player hater mastabater stuck his dick in yo potaters
Yellin like the cop who screamed out "SLATER!"
Last Action Hero, with the Governator
Ain't got time to bleed like Ventura see ya later
All up in Minnesota, vinegar and baking soda
Science fair volcano, stick it in your ano
Suspended without pay? No!
Bitch, I'm playin' Halo
I'm Ben and you are J. Lo
Not Jell-O, so hello, best get off the streets
And by streets, I mean Wall Street
Cuz bitch that's where I eat
All up in New York eating butterflies and pork
Best pop off the cork of this fuckin' fat drank
If this was the U.K. I'd be calling you a wank-er
Fat like a tanker, sore like a canker
And I got writer's block
And this sucks a fat cock
Tickin out like a clock
And I'm fat on the block
Like Rosalie Bradford
Representin' Radford
Peace out

[EXPLANATIONS:]
Feynman and von Neumann refer to Richard Feynman and John von Neumann, mathematicians who worked on development of the atomic bomb, hence nuclear fission/fishin'.
Rosalie Bradford was a woman who held the record for heaviest woman, weighing in at about 1200 lbs (544 kg for those living in countries that aren't so stubborn that they've stuck with imperial units)

Category: Comedy

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crazy geek rap 2girls1cup mario toad uncle gadget bowser crack gerald ford mars ron paul feynmann von neumann ventura

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RompePopola809 (1 month ago) Show Hide

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hahahahahahahaha is this really yo rap?

JakeTheRipper2 (3 months ago) Show Hide

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Insane nerdcore rap. I fucking loved it.

Get signed. :D

channoranioo (6 months ago) Show Hide

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this is gay

dannyday58218195 (7 months ago) Show Hide

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that was absolutley by far, the most...

pointless and pathetic thing ive ever heard or read...ever.

hahaha! things i lol'd at!

"homes!" "yeeeah" "drop a fat beat" "fat on the block" "my face...itches?" HAHAHAHA!

where did you get that music from? ITS SHIT!
You didnt even flow....

halo, mario....last action hero...omg...so so so so so so so funny!

crumprump12 (8 months ago) Show Hide

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UR GAY YO,

doneatboy (8 months ago) Show Hide

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i meant 2 say i hope ur whole family dies of ur fatness u fat piece of fat shit dont eat urself

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ur fat the whole time ur fat ass is rapping ur running out of breath i out ur whole famliy dies u fat fatty fat fat bitch

egerkarel (9 months ago) Show Hide

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BAHAHAHAHAHAH :'D

baker3dude (9 months ago) Show Hide

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do everyone a favor and be anhero.

ImmortalT3chniqu3 (9 months ago) Show Hide

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good jobb you fuckin goof.. i support your video games.. lmao, fucker aha

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