THINK! I'll take Dr. Manhattan

There are many riddles in the movies, many mysteries. Some of them imponderable such as Joel Schumacher's career, others are worth studying for months. Consider: the glowing briefcase in PULP FICTION, the glowing trunk in REPO MAN, and now, the glowing, blue "trunk" in WATCHMEN. Thanks to Zack Snyder and his band of over-stimulated CGI pranksters, Dr. Manhattan is THE new front-runner in any three-legged race. However, a quick check on-line suggests that Alan Moore's graphic novel isn't quite so, well, graphic. But I want an answer: why has the nuked physicist approximated Uncle Miltie's greatest gift? Check out my video package below. Really, watch, man. If anyone can solve this enigma, you are bound to win a substantial prize. (Please note: You needn't be a member to enter! Just enter your insights at www.thewarrenreport.com)

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