[S] CR1M1N4L, CR1M1N4L - Original Homestuck Fansong by Rachel Macwhirter

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Apologies to those I still owe Land themes to, I'm getting around to them! I had to get this recorded so that I can use it as an assignment in class though, so this took priority.

Anyhow yeah, a Terezi song. This has been completely written for a long time, but things kept getting in the way and I was unable to record and upload it until now. I wouldn't say I'm entirely happy with the vocal, but whatever I guess. I hope you guys enjoy it.

LYRICS:
Well, what have we here?
The accused sits and shakes with fear.
You know how that makes me...
...makes me grin from 34R TO 34R.

Your lemony fear isn't all I can smell.
You're not hiding your deceit very well.
Tell us, you swindler, what drove you to such crimes?
And hurry it up, don't waste tyrannical time!

Criminal, criminal, to the window.
Criminal, criminal, it's your fault you know.
Criminal, criminal, it's your time to go.
I'll secure the rope and you're out with a throw.

Hey, criminal scum, let's make this a game.
If this coin lands heads, I'm clearing your name.
Justice is serious, justice is fun.
I would never rest until JUST1C3 was done.

WH4T'S TH4T?

The coin has landed, you plea?
What do you mean? There's no coin I can see.
Are you picking on me because I am blind?
That's pretty heinous! I can't help my eyes!

Criminal, criminal, to the window.
Criminal, criminal, it's your fault you know.
Criminal, criminal, it's your time to go.
I'll secure the rope and you're out with a throw.
Criminal, criminal, to the window.
Criminal, criminal, it's your fault you know.
Criminal, criminal, it's your time to go.
I'll secure the rope and you're out with a throw.

A job well done. Justice is served.
It's exactly what he deserved.
It sure is delicious to win yet again.
Victory still counts even if it's pretend.
A job well done. Justice is served.
It's exactly what he deserved.
It sure is delicious to win yet again.
Victory still counts even if it's pretend.

Criminal, criminal, to the window.
Criminal, criminal, it's your fault you know.
Criminal, criminal, it's your time to go.
I'll secure the rope and you're out with a throw.
Criminal, criminal, to the window.
Criminal, criminal, it's your fault you know.
Criminal, criminal, it's your time to go.
I'll secure the rope and you're out with a throw.

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[tromboneperson1]

my friends are addictied to homestuck... Whats it about?

[RachMacwhirter]

@tromboneperson1

Simply put, it's about Kids And Fun.

[tromboneperson1]

@RachMacwhirter oh ok thanks should i read it?

[RachMacwhirter]

@tromboneperson1

It's definitely worth a read! The first act may seem slow (it's still wonderful though), but it never stops escalating and accelerating. Basically, it's the most incredible thing I've ever seen.

[DMLunatic]

This is the most amazing thing I've ever heard!!! >: ]

Tell me, how hard did you work to make it 4:13 long?

[RachMacwhirter]

@DMLunatic

Thank you!

I didn't actually work super hard to get it to 4:13 long. It kind of naturally sat around the 4:14/4:15 mark when I was nearly done with it, so I tweaked the tempo a little bit for P3RF3CT1ON.

[8GrejmoN8]

Homestuck seriously took over your life, didn't it.

...

You also can't sleep due to the incoming EoA5 flash, right?

Please, tell me I'm not the only one.

...Please.

[stopitsgingertime]

Amazing song, and it's 4:13 long too! P3RF3CT >:]

[MichuKyu]

I know what ill be singing for many weeks now >:]

[2Dswife459]

I learned the words to this in an hour. XD

[447u]

I think it would have been better with "criiiminal, criiiminal", not "crimminal, crimminal".

[majorearthlover]

@RachMacwhirter You know, except for the part where that one guy goes insane from withdrawl and kills everyone including his best friend.

[TwilitFeather]

@tromboneperson1 shenanigans

[Iluvmakara]

ALL FUCKING DAY criminal hmm hmm hm Friend~Uh Cynthia wat are u doing me; nothing

[chessykit]

Oh hey, it's my canon Terezi voice... (seriously.)