Under Control - BP Oil Spill Rap

BP's hip response to the Gulf of Mexico oil spill.


Lyics:

Yo we're BP, bitch please, get on your knees and listen,
Number four in world, our business be bitchin'
Our oil is crude but not as crude as our rhymes,
So we gonna lay it down like the New York Times

See we got a little problem you may have heard,
There's this oil spill and some greased up birds,
The whole world be hatin' on the way that we roll,
But just take it from us, we got it under control

(Chorus)
Everything on the news, spilling out your tv
Its just bad press on such a good company
Besides this one little mess our record is squeaky clean
We've got it under control, you can rely on bp

We got our people working hard around the clock,
To try and stop this shit, heres what we got,
There was TOP HAT to cap off that spill, it didn't really work that is until,
We tried HOT TOP to drill into that shit, which projections show just didn't fit,
So we bust a JUNK SHOT straight to the pipe, if this doesn't work we'll still be alright

Cause we got Berms, Booms, and Blowout Preventers,
Skimmers, Dispersants, shit loads of clean up measures.
Relief Wells, to clean up that spill,
and if that doesn't work we'll using a mother fucking TOP KILL

(Chorus)

Yo people of america lets get this straight,
Cause we've killed a couple species but they weren't that great,
We got pelicans and manatees taking a hit, a bit, but who-gives-a-shit while,
We're all waiting with these bottles of soap,
That we hope will finally make these sea birds dope,
Ya see- hell all our efforts haven't been in vain,
Because if you notice DAWN's got a new ad campaign.

All things considered we've been rocking the charts,
You hate sharks? larks? The remarks, well they're fucked!
500,000 is shit ton of oil you see,
But now its free you can take it from the sea,
Consider it a gift from your buddy BP!

Now wait one second is there something that I missed?
Cause when 11 of us died you didn't seem to be that pissed,
But now you crying and your screaming about some soiled piers,
And we cant clean up all this oil while we wipe away your tears.

Oh and one more thing that i still don't really know,
I thought this fucking spill was in the gulf of mexico,
Now the last time i checked you weren't their biggest fans,
So consider this a favor from you fucking mother land.

(Chorus)

Not just british petroleum, we also stand for big pimpin',
And unlike beach goers at the gulf our profits have been dippin',
We used to be the kings of wall street with our stock rising like rockets,
But more oil in your ocean means less cash in our pockets,
Even though you are upset your gulf's now covered in black,
Just like all those dead birds we also want our lives back,
No more cocktail parties at our mansion of fun,
And I had to trade in my yacht for a slightly smaller one,
Instead of my private jet, I have to fly first class,
And no more bottles of bordeaux I gotta buy by the glass,

(Chorus)

So maybe we got problems rollin' up on the sand,
But that ain't nothing compared to whats on the land,
Black death, Hindenburg, nuclear waste,
Earthquakes, bird flu, how does that taste?
Smog in the air, making everyone choke,
Where'd it come from? Not this bloke,
We got bigger fish to fry, no pun intended,
Sorry about that please don't be offended,
Everyone's in debt, 'cause of money whores,
We can mend our problems, can you mend yours?

~

A BODCOM Original.

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[pakalex12]

BP=BEACH POLLUTERS

[laura0x0]

this is video is really good. it's funny, filmed very well, i wish a lot more people knew about it!!

[Lugiaskr]

aha i can't believe one of these people lived across the street from me 'till he went to college

[Cowgirlbabe100]

Best song EVER!

[roserenoufable]

BP oil spill was an inside job.

[roserenoufable]

Great video! A+++ Look up Synthia also Jesse Ventura Conspiracy Theory BP oil spill.

[karldking]

ooo your sooooo fucking cool.................. NOT UR SHIT U MAKE ME SICK

[MagnusRulerHardt]

These rhymes are super nooby.

[rathat48]

Why doesnt this have 1 million views

[Qazmonk1]

YEA Dan Dorff

[Crude0il]

I AM SORRY OK, NOTHING I CAN DO HERE.

Fish are just such easy targets, birds tend to fly away :(