SAP Ain't Cool

Lyrics below -
To the tune of "Why don't we get drunk" by jimmy buffet (premise of random finance person complaining to carr)

I really do appreciate, the fact you lent your ear
your excuse sounds so wonderful but my data don't look too clear
you say just run a program, but buddy that aint gonna do
Please tell me why aint S A P, that cool (slight pause btwn each of the 3 letters)

Why aint SAP that cool
The user interface looks like Atari from 82
You say it's a real good system
I hear kellogg's got it too
So why aint SAP that cool


My balance sheet don't balance, says my crack staff finance crew
And product costing's so hosed up, my frankenberry has turned out blue
Now I can't pay a damn thing
Looks like the portal's screwed up too
Tell me why ain't SAP that cool

Why aint SAP that cool
The user interface looks like Atari from 82
now go write me some ree ports
That'll finish before 2......AM
and tell me why aint SAP that cool

mister carr please tell me now
Why aint SAP that cool

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[momofcleo]

SAP ain't that cool because when I implement that POS I have to work 80 hour weeks for weeks at a time with a bunch of workaholic idiots

[vporcione]

Song is true. SAP blows- farthest thing from "cool" in all technology. Costs a fortune to implement, makes consulting companies rich, and nobody in charge of the project ever admits it. Support is usually outsourced once it's barely working. Looking forward to the next wave of SAP replacement projects and the pendulum swinging back to "insourcing". It's amazing that now that computers are so cheap and easy to use, this archaic, generic, overpriced piece of shit can be so "successful".

[nardnardn]

Like everything else especially in the software package world, SAP is a bundle of joys and sorrows. Many will swear by the software's greatness and some will use swear words. It all depends. The word "depends" is a very favorite word of SAP consultants. But somehow SAP has had a long successful run mainly because it is a German software. Any software say if it is made by an Indian software vendor, it would have had an early death, considering the difficulty in using , the number of bugs etc

[nictamer]

SAP is written in Cobol. Well, an "advanced" dialect of Cobol called ABAP.

[losetoborn]

dude, u checkout the sliding marketshare of SAP. Oracle got a bunch of ERPs and BIs.

[emilianoabril]

keep the dream alive dude!!!

SAP rocks!!!

[ferikulade]

Hahahaahaha. I liked it very much :P.

[mikatu]

one must to work... like it or not is an honest job... and sap really sucks!

and the salaries are very good... that could be a very nice motivation...

[hicsuntleones]

why does someone spend time about something he doesn't like? however, some remarks about UI might be right, but things are getting much better with portal, java, VC, WDP and so on