The Turbo-Entabulator

The description from the original source: "Several years ago, Rockwell International decided to get into the heavy duty transmission business. We were getting ready to tape our first introduction video. As a warm up, the professional narrator began what has become a legend within the trucking industry. This man should have won an academy award for his stellar performance. Now remember this is strictly off the cuff, nothing is written down. I think you will enjoy this once in a lifetime performance from this gentleman. "

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• turbo
• entabulator
• tabulator
• funny
• lecture
• techobabble
• techno
• babble

[NDNerra]

so who watched the 1:16 tonight?

[noothernameisavail]

What out of work politician/ lawyers do for alternate employment.

[MrDonXX]

I think Apple is coming out with the iEntabulator next month

[johnttracy]

Nofertrunions. How would they ever work without the Turbo-Entabulator?

[Underwaterboat2765]

Elementary!

[UvadupDisco]

I worked on this at Rockwell International. The original machine had a base-plate of prefabulated amulite, surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two spurving bearings were in a direct line with the pentametric fan. The main winding was of the normal lotus-o-delta type placed in panendermic semi-boloid slots in the stator, every seventh conductor being connected by a nonreversible trem'e pipe to the differential girdlespring on the 'up' end of the grammeters.

[ap14rcf70]

awesome, he did the whole bit with a straight face

[BondoFox]

For a written transcript, please send a self-abused stomped antelope to this station.

[fatjohn1408]

"It's not cheap, but I'm sure the government will buy it"

That's when I knew: "Oh, he's speaking English."

[FrodoDojo]

LOL! That is awesome!