Seinfeld In HD - George's Answering Machine

George is dating a sexy blonde, Allison, who has just bought a backless black dress for a ball, and he intends to have her spin her way in. George can't wait, because it'll be his first grand entrance. He's made a lot of grand exits, but for once, he wants to be known as soon as he walks into the room. There is one problem, however; Allison wants to break up with him. He starts not leaving his house and screening his calls because, "If she can't find me, she can't break up with me."

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[XFretShredderX]

Someone please make a 10 hour loop of this.

[Lars van der Werf]

Where could I be?

[grfrjiglstan]

Look at the number you dialed.

You were searching for George, that is clear.

I'd like to say that you found him

But it seems that he just isn't here!

Believe it or not, George isn't at home,

please leave a message at the be-ep.

I must be out, or I'd pick up the phone.

Where could I be?

Believe it or not, I'm not home.

[DangDiggerty]

When i first saw this I was like.......HOLY SHIT THIS IS AWESOME!

[TheDutchRipper]

i wish my name was george so i could use this as my voicemaiil

[12peekabooo]

One of the most hilarious bits ever from one of Seinfeld's crappiest episodes ever.

[MisterBeaucoup]

It's called a time zone, dipshit. So according to the Youtube time stamp, you posted it during what would be my morning. I guess you were too busy playing with your pokemon cards and missed your teacher's lesson about time zones of the world. Now go have your mommy change your diaper. Bye bye!

[ChasingDragons20]

....Good one, but I posted that comment last night you moron, not in the morning.

[Astraldragon1]

It would have been funny IF she should have lied about being at the office so when he called her home...she would pick up the phone...and suprise him. LOL

[MisterBeaucoup]

Wow, your mommy lets you use the computer in the morning before school??

[ChasingDragons20]

No it would not be funnier you douche bag, shut up.