Photo Finish

In my day, people used to gather round the old Pied Piper radio (Hammy, we called it, after the Pied Piper of Hamelin, not the advent of the crude, impersonal ham radio) and listen to Eugene John as he hosted the Missouri Championship Joke Races, broadcast in part by the sponsorship of Armour Hot Dogs (Even kids with chicken pox! went young Sallys favorite part) and Lux Toilet Soap. Eugene had a warm, friendly timbre, even when you could tell the man was hard at work; The Fastest Officiator in All the Great Southeast, he was known as, and though I didnt realize what it meant at the time, I knew my mom liked Eugene because shed blush every time she called him that.
I remember that last warm, baseball summer night I heard Eugene Johns effervescent voice come rambling out of Hammys shining pink grille, because the next day Verizon invented the Juke phone and the whole damn country went to hell.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• five
• second
• films
• 5sf
• 5secondfilms
• radio
• photo
• finish
• race
• golden
• era
• depression
• radioplay
• horse
• racetrack

[Landmarkmoon]

The punch line of the joke is coming... there was none:P it's a deep one:P

[DefendinMyBase]

Wow the video description is just such pointless rambling and hilarious! Much like the actual vid. hahaha

[majormax13]

Well the video is over

.... I GO!

[purplegill10]

they forgot whos riding punchline, captain falcon

[RickhatesScott]

Are you sure? I always thought the punchline was that it was a photo finish, and it's a radio...

[Imatrollyay]

Genius.  Good god, pure genius.

[jmattdai]

Reading the video description actually takes longer than watching the video itself. hahaha

[1337TacoNinja]

TL;DNR

[GameKeeper28]

I'm down in the hole, I thought "Twist Ending" would win.

[Dissruptance]

@bigscratch67

Hell, vote it down. I'd prefer it, in actuality.

[bigscratch67]

@Dissruptance sorry, i accidentally voted that down, i meant to vote it up

[dinho0747]

I can't believe i miss the guys who used to translate the whole vid...