Frank the Knife

The Epic Battle between Frank and atheists continues...

Original Song: Mack the Knife

Oh Franksvoice has such nice teeth dear
And he shows them pearly white
Such an IQ has old Frank dear
And he keeps it out of sight.

You know when Frank bites with his wit, dear
Youtube atheists all quake with dread
Fancy words though, uses Frank dear -
His sense of irony just knocks them dead.

Now on Youtube every evening
Lie atheist bodies just oozing life
Someone's sneaking round the corner
Could that someone be Frank the Knife

From his study next to the kitchen
Frank and his Bible are ready to strike
Oh that bible's for the weight dear
He'll quote verses as long as you like.

Did you hear about Thunderf00t dear
He disappeared for all of two hours
Now Frank's looking very smug dear
Could it be Frank was using DMCA powers

SuperflyNB, DPRJones dear,
Look out Thunderf00t and AronRa
Frank will smash you with his logic
If you push him just a bit too far

I said Thunderf00t dear, DPRJones dear
SuperflyNB AronRa and partners in sin
Yeah the bodies fall at the right dear
Now that Frank's knife is plunging in.

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[CelticAlphabet]

i like your vids but i don't understand why there so godamn small. You can't make them 640x360?

[AuntieDiluvian]

The programme I use has a small viewing screen - but I hear what you say - I'll try to make them bigger. Ta.

[windham666]

you can do this easily and quicky with mpegstreamclip a free converter from squared5 d0t c0m

[AuntieDiluvian]

Thanks! I'll look for that!

[a2zdiy]

Utterly epic win is this video!

MegaLOL at Einstein's equations on the chalkboard... nice touch.

Again I humbly inquire about the back-up instruments-tracks - How are these produced? Are they being played by the already amazing Auntie?

Many thanks for all your stunningly excellent and outrageously funny masterpieces!

[AuntieDiluvian]

Thanks - I use karaoke tracks!

[Rockster969]

Another gem from the Rock Chick Down Under. Squeal For Auntie Frank!

Wee wee wee oink oink oink I'm a lil' christian piggy!

That was brill auntie now just don't go all diva on us when the recording contracts com in.

[vagabundmw]

I guess this satirical masterpiece would have pleased Brecht and Weill :o))

[bdf2718]

ROFL

[Rockster969]

Auntie,my entertainment cup runneth over. Mind me trousers girl!

[x42brown]

I like. A lot

[gildor67]

Priceless!

[a2zdiy]

Cool! Thanks!

Your videos are wonderfully creative and humorous - an all-time favorite channel!

[CultKiLLa]

Auntie!!!

I see you applied my advice and with great success I must say!

[CultKiLLa]

I had the same question...

Karaoke machine! It's brilliant in its effectiveness and yet so simple. Why aren't people using this all over YouTube?

[erehwon80]

Keep 'em coming Auntie...