NiknJaps - My Bisexual Fairy Tale [On iTunes]

NiknJaps - My Bisexual Fairy Tale (Original Song)

iTunes Link:
http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/my-bisexual-fairy-tale/id466455898?i=466456095

Amazon:
http://www.amazon.com/My-Bisexual-Fairy-Tale/dp/B005O4P9BW/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8...

Outro: (Right Click, Save As)

http://db.tt/rE5k81P

Facebook:
http://www.facebook.com/NiknJaps

The iTunes version has been remasterficated and stereonated just for you! :D

!!PLEASE READ!!

The pictures in this video are stupid and should not be taking seriously. They have nothing to do with the song itself! We just made the slideshow to make it more entertaining :)

We wrote this song because we heard that killer whales have been known to sometimes "mate" with the same sex... And we thought that was funny :)

P.S. We don't mean any disrespect to bisexual people or whales for that matter. It's just a joke!

Chords:

Verse, Bridge & Chorus: Em C G D Em C G Bm
Building up to 3rd verse it goes C D

Lyrics:

Look at me, I'm swimming at the bottom of the sea
Look at me, everyone says I'm fat and I agree
I just can't resist
When I see a healthy human, I have to insist
On biting off it's head
And eating in bed
And I'm sorry for leaving you all bruised
I guess I'm a little bit confused
With my sexuality
And who I wanna be

Cause I'm a killer whale
This is my bisexual fairytale
My body is for sale
Cause I'm a killer whale, for sale
You can come to my hotel, if you're female
Or male
So welcome to my bisexual fairy tale

So the story goes
I wasn't completely satisfied by only hoes
I needed something more
I had an urge to explore
So I packed my bag
And sat out on an adventure to become a fag
And that didn't quite fulfill
But that was only until
I took a vow and I let my worries pass
Jump high in the air and made a splash
Cause now I knew exactly what I was gonna be
Sexually

Cause I'm a killer whale
This is my bisexual fairytale
My body is for sale
Cause I'm a killer whale, for sale
You can come to my hotel, if you're female
Or male
So welcome to my bisexual fairy tale

I'm a misunderstood mammal
On the Discovery Channel
They make me look like some fat penguin
And say I'm just a giant dolphin
That's not a lie but it's a shame because
I've been known to attack sharks and stuff
And though some dudes see us as objects
My predator title's apex

Cause I'm a killer whale
This is my bisexual fairytale
My body is for sale
Cause I'm a killer whale, for sale
You can come to my hotel, if you're female
Or male
So welcome to my bisexual fairy tale

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[wickedlycool2]

Thumbs up if you sing along whatever your sexuality is.

[Kyli0310]

...so confusing. my sister watched it w/ me and is now singing it while questioning her sexuality....she has a boyfriend. uh-oh

[Annelyra18]

I don't even know why I like this.. but I can't stop singing it. Awkward, especially in public.

[clharrison101]

@nieftime never ending story

[clharrison101]

this song is only awesome from 0:06 to 3:55

[SkatePhiLLy9]

What's the original? :o

[cutiepie1233845]

kinda strange

[SamEatonTV]

holy shit i just found out that most sea mammals are bisexual. shit i thought he was taking the piss!!!!

[maralizelegaluana420]

Wait are you calling jack black bisexual?!?!

[molmol2828]

ahaa lovin the the 'tribute' to Jack Black <3

[salston12]

2:00 is so catchy :D

[123shadowspeed]

Thumbs up if you think this guy should make a CD. :)