FML - A Tribute to My Stolen Bike

First, the Yard Sale Fail... then I accidentally cut off my mustache... and now this.

These things come in 3's I guess.

The music is Starting Now by Ingrid Michaelson, seemed fitting somehow

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[cheeesefunnel]

Jerome be the cook at Kentucky Fried,.he gots yoe bike and rides dat shit and smiles wit no hands,.he be keepin that shit in da kitchen at work and be blazin wit Tomica and they be takin dat bike with thems to the stoe to buy milk. What be the ree ward man,..I'll snag dat shit from himz

[theboredone]

@cheeesefunnel you are funny as hell. Who are you?

[cheeesefunnel]

@theboredone

my name be Libbit,..what be the ree ward man? tomorow be a good day to snag dat shit from himz,.he gitz to work around 12pm, ill gitz the bike from kentucky brotha, the bike be red and yellow with Shazzam stickers on it ,..right my man?

[theboredone]

@cheeesefunnel lol nope, that doesn't sound like a bike i've ever owned

[cheeesefunnel]

JEROME GOTTS YOU BIKE! WHAT BE THE REE WARD? I'll SNAGG DAT SHIT FROM HIMZ!

[theboredone]

@cheeesefunnel lol okay. Who is Jerome?

[cheeesefunnel]

@ladynsearch

I be tellin you son he can git his bike back and i be snaggin dat from the burglar,his bike be a red shwinn 10 and i can snag that dope ride froms tomica and jerome at kentucky fried..they be ridin you sons bike and be blazin on the front bars smilin and tomica be bendin the front bars with all that eatin she be doin. What be the ree ward mom?

[cheeesefunnel]

@theboredone

its you bike ,he be puttin thoze stickers on there cause he wants lightning on it my nigga ,.it but tomica be ridin dat shit blazin on the handle bars but it be dope my nigga ill gitz the bike for you the bike is still dope i can snag that shit from himz at kentucky and then colllect the ree ward from you parents, you bike be a dope shwinn?

[cheeesefunnel]

@cheeesefunnel

what be the ree ward man? I see him with yoe stollen bike on the week days..the handle bars be a little bent from Tomicas fat caboose who rides on the front bars but its stil in fresh shape brotha..i can snag that shit from himz if you wants me to ...how about you gives me the ree ward and i'll snag that shit from him when he be at work. he be a cook at kentucky fried so he be stoned all the shift so he wont know bouts the bike gettin snagged.

[theboredone]

@moongyrl2 tmi