Necrolust of the Whore of Whormalton

Track 4 from the 2004 release of Detsorgsekalfs Tr00 Grim Warriors of the Necrokvlt

Recorded at Ninth Circle of Hell Studios
Produced by: (Detsörgsekälf too tr00 for producers)

Detsörgsekälf:

Hellratchet - Death vocals, guitars, drum loops
Balfabar Nosugref the Almighty - Black vocals, bass, keyboards
Mörksjäl the Necrowench - Black vocals, backing guitars
( nobody ) - Bass (Detsörgsekälf was tr00 for bass but we have a bass player now we needed porn beats)

Category:

Pets & Animals

Tags:

• Worst Metal Band Ever
• Tr00
• True
• Tr00ness
• Black Metal
• Awesome
• Robots
• Super Vaginas
• XXX
• porno
• Tony Danza
• Drugs
• Booze
• Beers
• Pigs
• Fat people
• Germany
• baseball
• soccer
• hockey

[Sharpieman68]

Oh my god one time I thought I saw a guy get hit by a semi and it turned out to be their vocalist. Not the guy getting hit but the truck.

[detsorgsekalf]

@Sharpieman68

Im not sure what this means all i know is i like chilly fries and beer

yeah im a fatty

[MrDoomish1]

"we are no joke we are super cereal"

so much win.

[detsorgsekalf]

@MrDoomish1

Being that much cereal only shows the cerealness of cerealority

[detsorgsekalf]

we are no joke we are super cereal

[yournotjohn]

Let Robin Williams fuck you... or let HIM be fucked by the dark gods in the woods for 1000 years!

[LamentedxSoul]

And after all this time... I'm still hoping you guys are a joke... Because you guys would be a lot better if you got a new vocalist >,>

[madderbass]

Come to think of it though, my ex-girlfriend was a leper too.

[madderbass]

Fuck Robin Williams! He is the untruest of the untrue!

And yes, fuck Jumanji! Supernatural board games and animals are unkvlt and should be pillaged! Which is why we tr00 necrowarriors shall pillage and burn Milton Bradley's kingdom and rape their whorish whores of their blasphemous CEOs and praise a necro-victory for the grimness of everything that is tr00 and grim!