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you really need a dick in your mouth
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LOST THE ABILITY TO CRY, COMPLAIN, OR ARGUE! IM ON BOARD!
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She almost lost me about 8 seconds in when she wanted to tell me about herself. But she did end up making a lot of sense toward the end.
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I do that with my boyfriend... i´d rather a video game instead of expensive jewelry... and i don´t sound that dumb like u... oh and i´m prettier too,, so fuck off lame bitch.
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@robinchwan Truest comment here!
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The nightmare girlfriend. Too creepy and not very intelligent. =)
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@Niiarr :D
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LOL that was creepy....
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lmao this is good they know what we want but won't give it 8)
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Hmm. The line: "It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again" comes to mind.
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the scary thing is.. if we really met a girl like that. we would be too scared to do anything cuz wed think she would cut off our junk when we sleep....
robinchwan 1 month ago 85
If only my girlfriend would sit back, watch the hockey game and have a couple of beers, but those dishes don't clean themselves
Niiarr 1 month ago 25