Obama Begs U.S. Not To Embarrass Him In Front Of French (Season 1: Ep 8 on IFC)

In the Daily Briefing, Obama asks the nation to "be cool" while his friends Nicolas Sarkozy and Carla Bruni are in town.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• comedy
• onion
• the onion
• onion news network
• ifc
• factzone
• brooke alvarez

[LILDONOVANXX]

FDA guy is my fucking hero.

[idobelieveinnargles]

Weirdest thing Americans do once they hear you're from some European country: let you know by what fraction they originate from your country. Then they continue to list all their other geographic influences. You wouldn't believe how many Americans are 11/15th Danish.

[DarkEmoE]

@idobelieveinnargles teechnically the only americans actually from america are the indians (native americans)

[10INTM]

@BzdownGzup You guys will believe ANYTHING about Americans.  This is not a real news story. It's satire.

[sPxd3v1oUs]

@idobelieveinnargles LOL so freakin true mate, i get that all the time when i tell someone im danish (i actually am)

for alle danske jeg er faktisk kun 1/2 del dansk <3

[TheAnonymouse123e]

Bzdown, it didn't. The Onion is a fake, satirical news network.

[BzdownGzup]

Can't believe this really happened. Wat is America coming to

[Maserati7200]

@idobelieveinnargles I'M HALF SPANISH

[frogerfury]

1:20 and 1:22 isnt urdu...

[chichigyrl06]

@idobelieveinnargles I think that only counts for Caucasian Americans. But its very true. The weirder part is when I talk about being mixed, I hear the same thing... "Well, grandmother on my grandfather's great aunt's side is 2/3 Polish. Which makes me, like, ya know, Polish too." WHAT???

[Wisprsinthedrk]

@idobelieveinnargles *opens mouth for defensive argument*.......yea actually that part is pretty much true.

[frodo9]

GO GET CANCER!!!

Me: I'm on it!!