This is my original Creation:
1: In the beginning Internet created the URL and the browser.
2: And the Earthlink was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of Google moved upon the face of the search provider.
3: And Internet said, Let there be smut: and there was smut.
4: And Internet saw the High Speed Internet, that it was good: and Internet divided the High Speed Internet from the Dial Up.
5: And Internet called the High Speed Internet 4G, and the Dial Up he called 1G. And the dial tone connection sound and telephone were the first generation.
6: And Internet said, Let there be a photograph in the midst of sexting, and let it divide the Weiners from McGreevys.
7: And Internet made the photograph, and divided the sextings which were under the photographs from the sexting which were above the photographs: and it was so.
8: And Internet called the photograph Smut. And the photograph and the sexting were the second generation.
9: And Internet said, Let the browsers under the mobile be gathered together unto one place, and let the iPhone appear: and it was so.
10: And Internet called the iPhone cool; and the gathering together of the geeks called he Geniuses: and Internet saw that it was good.
11: And Internet said, Let the browser bring forth aps, the herb yielding seeds of Farmville, and the fruit tree yielding fruit after his kind, whose seed is in itself, upon the earth: and it was so.
12: And the browser brought forth aps, and herb yielding seed after his kind, and the tree yielding fruit, whose seed was in itself, after his kind: and Internet saw that it was good.
13: And the aps and the mobile were the third generation.
14: And Internet said, Let there be instant complete in the search line of the Google to divide the what you were looking for from oh damn who would search that; and let them be for images, and for searches, and for generations, and years:
15: And let them be for auto complete in the search line of the Google to give smut upon the search: and it was so.
16: And Internet made two great smuts; the greater smut to rule the hardcore, and the lesser smut to rule the softcore: he made the stars also.
17: And Internet set them in the auto complete of the search to give smut upon the earth,
18: And to rule over the generation and over the search, and to divide the smut from the paid sites: and Internet saw that it was good.
19: And the softcore and the hardcore were the fourth generation.
20: And Internet said, Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath life, and fowl that may fly above the earth in the open social networks.
21: And Internet created great Myspace, and every possible social network, which the browsers brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every weird site after his kind: and Internet saw that it was good.
22: And Internet blessed them, saying, Be my friend, and multiply, and fill the newsfeeds in the browsers, and let your friendlists multiply in the earth.
23: And the friendlist and the newsfeed were the fifth generation.
24: And Internet said, Let the Browser bring forth the living social network after his kind, profile, and like thing, and beast of the browser after his kind: and it was so.
25: And Internet made the site of the browser after his kind, and profile after their kind, and every thing that "creeped" upon your profile after his kind: and Internet saw that it was good.
26: And Internet said, Let us make Facebook in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the tagged photographs, and over being friended by your mom, and over the drunk texts, and over all the Tweets, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the profile.
27: So Internet created Facebook in his own image, in the image of Internet created he Facebook; like and poke created he them.
28: And Internet blessed them, and Internet said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the social networks, and subdue it: and have dominion over the status updates, and over the foul things you post, and over every living thing that moveth upon your profile.
29: And Internet said, Behold, I have given you every friend's profile, which is upon the face you may stalk, and every indecent post, in the which is the fruit of a smut yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat.
30: And to every beast of the earth, and to every chick of the air, and to every thing that creepeth upon the earth, wherein there is life, I have given every "green herb" for meat: and it was so.
31: And Internet saw every thing that he had made, and, behold, it was very good. And the Facebook and the Twitter were the sixth generation.
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