patton oswalt - ambien dreams & jerry maguire
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"I see dead Kings!" ....I can't breathe!!!!
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@seans63lemansSD he's finally b-word fat!
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Those are ambien dreams, huh? Dude, I get those every fucking day. Whilst unmedicated.
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Ambien addiction sucks! I was pretty strung out on it for quite awhile. This did make me laugh though.
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@Brotassium00 lol. "miraculous drugs", no dumbass, your own immune system is miraculous, drugs are for weaklings and losers.
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Americans are so pathetically addicted to drugs.
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i will now refrain from jerking off for 10 years just to see dead kings
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Meth addicts are hilarious. Depressed insomniacs are only occasionally mildly funny.
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@xTheOxx We can't make jokes about the miraculous drugs pharmaceutical companies make, but the joke about the meth addicts' popcorn farts is fine? Fuck you, Mister King of Comedy.
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No, Patton, I don't know what you're talking about with your Ambien dreams.
The rest is great, but the medication jokes have to go.
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i absolutely love his tempo breaks for emphasis. "Capital idea, old sport! VOMIT."
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@thewolffromhell66666 dream dumbass
Which/What special is this? I haven't heard/seen this one before.
zegler75 1 month ago
@zegler75 his latest one, "Finest Hour"
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