The Goldfish Song (Acoustic)

Here's a song I wrote when my goldfish died around ten years ago. It still hurts, man. Still hurts...

Excuse the mess, I'm eccentric, it's allowed. Also the camera adds about 28lbs, so excuse that as well. I didn't realise I gurned so much when I'm singing - it's like a disease!

Cheers :)

Lyrics
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My goldfish, in his bowl in my room
died while I ate my spaghetti
I'm so sad that he died quite so soon
Now he's dry where he used to be wet(ty)

Did the water around him surround him with germs?
Were his pebbles too big for the bowl?
Did the food that I gave him irritate his insides?
Were his bubbles too hot or too cold?

*Chorus*
Oh, fishy, fishy fishy, fishy fishy
You swam on your side, do you do that in heaven?
Oh, fishy, fishy fishy, fishy fishy
Guaranteed for three days, but you lasted for seven

Now your bowl lies silent and empty
There's fish poo where you used to play
I scrub and I scrub with the Ajax
But the smell of dead you just won't go away

[Chorus]

You're dead
Maybe I should've bought a hamster instead?

But, no

[Chorus]

FIN

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• fish
• guitar
• acoustic
• sing
• singing
• funny
• comedy
• jim
• jimjeroo

[johnbsnow]

Miss my..our...fish...;(

[SflicP]

dude that's such a great song.

my goldfish just died (i had him for about 3or4 years) so i'm quite sad :(

R.I.P Shadow!

your song somehow managed to cheer me up though! thanks!!

[lrgrjg]

ahaha hilarious at the end:-)

[monello198]

great song mate

lol

;-}

[EmziiB]

sorry to hear about your goldfish dude, it's like losing a limb.

lol. you rock mate, you just made my day :D

[coraleva]

this is like genious

[flyfetch45]

that was weird

[xXlilypadsXx]

so cute! I had fish when i was lil but i hated it cuz it ate my otha fish so i would take it out, put it on the table and poke it. And for some reason my mom would come in rite at that moment and i said it jumped out. I was like wat 4 or 6.

[XnotyboyX]

You swam on your side, do you do that in heaven?

Guaranteed for three days, but you lasted for seven

Nice....

[hellome213]

lol